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Thursday, September 22, 2011

My first magazine cover!

Hey everyone! I'm going to be on the cover of the very first issue of Over The Counterculture magazine.
Here's the official facebook link if you'd like to check out any info about the magazine:
http://www.facebook.com/OTCCMagazine

We are also having a release party for the magazine October 7th in Columbus, Ohio. Come out and party with us! Here's the link to the event:

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=159200504165089

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Aleata Illusion Is Not Dead, She's Sleeping



Hello you horror crazed maniacs! How the f*ck has everyone been? Okay, so I AM hitting up the conventions this year. I'm extremely excited and I hope to meet lot's of you there! Let's talk horror, get drunk and kill someone! I mean...uhh..you know what I meant! Anyways just thought I'd let you guys know where I'll be popping up and what's going on. So my poor blog has been denied for quite awhile. I should actually be studying for an exam I have Thursday, but it can wait. I work and go to school and try to fit in time for movies, photography, modeling and just trying to see my friends. So it's been crazy lately, but I'm clearing some days on my calendar to make it to some conventions!
Cinema Wasteland: Finally! Something comes up every single time I try to go to Cinema wasteland, well this year it's going down!
Cinema wasteland runs from April 1-3rd and will be in Strongsville, Ohio. For more details you can check out their website: www.cinemawasteland.com
HorrorHound Weekend
Horrorhound is having amazing guests this year and I wouldn't miss it for the world. I've already bought my weekend pass, I'm stoked! Horrorhound weekend will be March 25-27th. www.horrorhoundweekend.com
I'm also considering the Halloween expo in St. Louis(this is the Halloween show we usually attend every year, it's usually in Chicago). C2E2 in Chicago is a big maybe. There's a couple others I'll be looking into depending on how my money situation and schedule is looking. I really want to make it to Comic-con. A spastic chill just ran up my spine! I'll announce more when I find out what I'll be doing.
What horror/movie/entertainment conventions is everyone hitting up this year? Anyone going to any of these?
I also just got a new HD camera so expect some horror shorts out of me this year! I'm also filming a video for the band "Portrait Of A Ghost" in April and have a bazillion photoshoots lined up! It's going to be one busy ass year, but we'll see what gets accomplished! I'm currently working on a book and screenplay by the same name that I'm really excited about as well.
Also I would like to say to all of you amazing and GORE-GEOUS women in horror, HAPPY WOMEN IN HORROR MONTH! <3 you gals to death!! Keep doing what your doing and kicking ass! =]
P.S. If anyone wants to set up any photoshoots with me, let me know! Well actually any projects in general. Just let me know ahead of time,so I can make room for whatever it may be.
P.S.S. I have more big news coming soon!
Anyways I'm off!
Hope everyone is doing good! =]
Aleata Illusion

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Monday, October 25, 2010

Photography FB page!

Hey guys, just wanted to let you know I have a Facebook page up for my photography. There's not much on it yet because I'm going to start shooting in January, but I thought I'd get the page out of the way. You will be able to contact me through the page to set up shoots, I'll post photo's, information on upcoming events, photography shows, etc. If your on FB and would like to add it, you can follow this link:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Aleata-Illusion-Photography/161855790501852
Aleata Illusion Photography

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If you have any questions feel free to ask me Ispeaktodestroyx@aol.com or leave a comment below!
Thanks!
Aleata

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Flying Croc and Zombiewalk News!

This isn't remotely related to horror movies, but it could be one. Yes, one I'm going to make based on this insane event that took place in the Democratic Republic, Congo. Okay so recently a crocodile got loose on an airplane, the spontaneous croc caused a stampede, which triggered the airplane to tip and then crash into a house and caused the deaths of 20 people, one survived to tell the story. The crocodile did survive, but some dickhead with a machete murdered him when he was sifting through the wreckage. WAIT, WHAT?!?!!. First of all, who the fuck is sneaking crocodiles on board a damn plane? Second of all, who the fuck let this idiot sneak the crocodile on the plane? This asshole brought this crocodile along to sell to someone, ASS HOLE! Then the group of people on the plane were so retarded that they all jumped to front of the plane causing it to nose dive into a house right beside their landing destination. Why does this make me laugh my ass off? So this taintlicker has been wrangling this crocodile into a sports bag and somehow couldn't manage to do the same thing when it finally escaped. This crocodile should not be blamed, poor little guy! Maybe one day people will stop smuggling wild animals into their luggage on airplanes..jesus christ. I had to share this because it's just so fucking ridiculous. As you may have realized there was one survivor from the flight, and that how this story was retold. How did they survive that flying croc? We may never know! I do know that people are fucking morons and it wouldn't surprise me if this same incident happened like a million more times. Aleata Illusion can do nothing but just shake her pretty little head.
On a sidenote, this Friday is the zombie walk in Kent! Who's coming?? I'm gathering the troops and creating my sexy zombie outfit this week! Totally stoked! I'm also available to help with costumes and do zombie make-up. If you need me let me know people! Let's do this! We will also be going to a Halloween party at a punk rock bar afterwards, so let me know if you want to come! I will see you guys there! =]

Photography Blog!

AS I've explained before I'm a photojournalism major, and I've been a photography nut my entire life. I've been taking pictures since I could hold a camera. So now I'm finally doing my photography thing, and I started a photography blog on Tumblr. It was just my personal blog, but I changed it because it is PERFECT for my photography. Tumblr is an amazing site to use for it. I'll be setting up shoots with people in January, that's when I'll be getting my brand new camera and such. If your in the Ohio area and would like to set up a shoot with me, send me an e-mail at Ispeaktodestroyx@aol.com and put "photograph me" in the subject. I get a ton of e-mail everyday and if I see the title I can pick them out and reply A.S.A.P. Anything else is usually deleted and thought of as spam. So please make sure to do that! Also include your name, phone number(or e-mail/website to contact you on), where you would like to shoot, and what type of shoot you want it to be. If your not sure what you want to do, let me know and we can further discuss it. I'm full of idea's so don't be afraid to approach me about it. If you would like to see examples of my work, I'll be posting photo's on my blog and facebook. If you have any other questions, please feel free to write me and ask. On a sidenote, I'm a very busy person, so the sooner you contact me about a shoot, the sooner you will be placed on my shoot list. First come first serve type deal.
Thanks!
Anyways here's the link to my photography blog:
www.goregoredancer.tumblr.com
Hope you guys are doing peachy!
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Aleata Illusion

Saturday, September 11, 2010

HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN!

Wow, I got word of this movie from Scott over at Anythinghorror.com
Holy shit! I can't wait to see this! We get to see Rutger Hauer as an angry shotgun wielding crazed hobo, and fuck does it look badass!



You can also see more fun stuff at it's official website www.hobowithashotgun.com
Enjoy, I sure as hell did!

I'm Alive!

Hello everyone, just wanted to let you know I'm still alive and kicking. I'm in the moving process right now, but I will be buying a laptop next week, so you know what that means? Yes, I will be back to frequent updates! I know it's shocking! I have so freakin' much to catch up on, but I will! Anyways check out this amazing photo from one of my new shoots. My friend Emily shot it, and I felt the need to share it's amazingness! I have a bazillion more on facebook. www.facebook.com/AleataIllusion





So anyone looking forward to any new horror flicks coming out? Talk to me, I've been somewhat out of the loop lately.
Aleata

Friday, August 6, 2010

About Twitter

Okay, for some reason my followers unfollow, then follow me again. I'm guessing it's twitter being glitched. Because it's also dicking with my followers, making me unfollow people mysteriously all the time. If this happens, please re-add me, and I'll follow you back again.

Thanks!

Aleata Illusion

www.twitter.com/GoreGore_Dancer

Monday, June 28, 2010

Summer Madness




Hey everyone, just wanted to give you all a little update about myself.
Well Summer is upon us, and usually what happens is I keep myself extremely occupied during it. So I'm not sure how much I'm going to be keeping up with this blog right now. I'm going to be working on movies, working, throwing parties, etc. It's going to be busy, so forgive me if I can't keep my baby updated. I have a lot of projects I'd like to get completed, so I'll be taking a little bit of time off from writing. I'll pop up reviews and news whenever I can though, I promise! Anyways I hope everyone is doing fantabulous! What does everyone have planned for this Summer?
Word.
Aleata Illusion

Saturday, May 29, 2010

I'm On HorrorBlips!




Okay well I made a profile awhile ago, but I never activated my account until now.
So my fellow horror bloggers and fiends, if you would like to add me on www.horrorblips.com my name is GoreGore_Dancer
Thanks and have a good weekend!

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

I'm April's Asylum Siren!

Over at www.horrorasylum.com an amazing horror website! So check it out and check me out there!

Direct link
http://www.horror-asylum.com/sirens/siren.asp?item=Aleata_Illusion

Word!
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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Buffy The Vampire Slayer Tweets

Buffy The Vampire Slayer Tweet Fest





Okay so I tweeting to Buffy the vampire slayer tonight and thought I'd post it on here incase you missed it. It's just my random thoughts, funny comments, and fun facts. Enjoy everyone!

GoreGore_Dancer

Okay commence the Buffy tweets!


GoreGore_Dancer

I forgot David Arquette was a vampire in this movie! #Buffy


GoreGore_Dancer

Kirsty Swanson reminds me of Juliette Lewis in some ways. #Buffy

GoreGore_Dancer

Sasha Jenson who plays Don in Dazed in confused in this movie! I didn't remember that either. He looks evil! #Buffy

GoreGore_Dancer

Why does no one notice Sasha's huge vampire ears and pointy teeth? #Buffy

GoreGore_Dancer

Now he's hissing this is getting ridiculous. #Buffy

GoreGore_Dancer

"Your a dike and I'm telling the world"-some old biker talking to a high school girl, real mature. Haha #Buffy

GoreGore_Dancer

Spandex is sexy! Oh yeah and leg warmers! #Buffy

GoreGore_Dancer

Whoa Buffy just attacked that guy with her vagina,now that's talent folks! #Buffy

GoreGore_Dancer

Donald Sutherland sure knows how to lure high school girls away into cemeteries at night. #Buffy

GoreGore_Dancer

Paul Reubens has some wicked cool hair going on. #Buffy

GoreGore_Dancer

Hilary Swank plays a good preppy tard. #Buffy

GoreGore_Dancer

Ooohhh Buffy just got dissed at the school dance! #Buffy

GoreGore_Dancer

It's frightening for me to say, but Luke Perry looks cute in this movie. #Buffy

GoreGore_Dancer

Out of everything a vampire could do..crashing a high school dance? #Buffy

GoreGore_Dancer

Don't talk shit about Paul Reubens hair. He'll bite you and then ride away on his scooter. #Buffy

GoreGore_Dancer

Luke Perry just drop kicked a motha fucka! #Buffy

GoreGore_Dancer

HAHAHAHA! Paul Reubens has the best death EVER! #Buffy

GoreGore_Dancer

Wow, this vampire leader is a major pedo! #Buffy

GoreGore_Dancer

This guy uses the tactic of being a "vampire" to stalk young girls. You sir are a pervert. #Buffy

GoreGore_Dancer

That was a horrible final fight sequence. No one acts very shocked either. They must have vampire invasions often there. #Buffy

GoreGore_Dancer

Why does Buffy's moms name come before everyone else in the credits.Her name was Candy. She must have given out a BJ to be at the top.#Buffy

GoreGore_Dancer

Someone punch Hilary swank. #Buffy

GoreGore_Dancer

HAHAHA in the middle of the credits Paul is still dying! #Buffy

Well that's all for now.
Word
Aleata

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Aleata In Weirdsville

Hello horror fiends. For those of you who are interested I've started a new blog about yours truly. It's going to be filled with a combination of goofy shit I find on the internet, wonderful Aleata life stories, And basically just anything I feel the need to address. I'm still in the process of making the layout/banner and such. I should have everything in order in the next week though, so follow it if you like.
www.aleatabillusion.blogspot.com

Yes, it's almost the same as this URL but it has a B in there. Haha. Sorry if it confused anyone.

Enjoy.
Aleata

Monday, November 30, 2009

Why You Don't Let Your Kids Trick Or Treat Alone!

This is another one of our old short movies called "why you don't let your kids trick or treat alone".Trust me,it's hilarious!I just had my sister Tiara edit it back together and she's absolutely amazing!So check it out and add me on youtube.www.youtube.com/AleataCruzified
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