A moment that I've been waiting for has finally arrived! Chillerama will be coming home with us November 29th from Image entertainment! $29.97 on blu-ray and $27.97 on DVD. If you're not sure what movie I'm referring to, read more below!
Next up we have "Chillerama"! This isn't just a normal Joe Lynch movie, it's actually split into 4 different stories and of course directed by 4 different directors. Not to mention it's 4 men that I always keep an eye out for.
Joe Lynch(Wrong turn 2, Knights of badassdom), Adam Green(Hatchet,Frozen,Spiral), Tim Sullivan(2001 maniacs,Driftwood) and Adam Rifkin(Detroit rock city,The dark backward). The segments from the movie are their babies as follows:
Adam Rifkin-Wadzilla
Adam Green-Diary of Anne Frankenstein
Joe Lynch-Zom-B-Movie
Tim Sullivan-I was a teenage werebear
You can not tell me that those don't sound amusing just from the titles. Anyways the film is about the closing night at a drive-in theater and the owner Cecil B Kaufman(Richard Riehle) wants to play some of the greatest movies that he can dig up that have never been shown to a living soul until tonight and those are the movies of course. The movie also stars horror favorites Lin Shaye,Kane Hodder, Joel David Moore and Ray Wise.
Special Features
* Directors' video commentary
* "Wadzilla" deleted scenes and trailer
* The Making-of "The Diary of Anne Frankenstein"
* "I Was A Teenage Werebear" behind-the-scenes, deleted scenes, and trailer
* "Zom-B-Movie" deleted scenes
* Directors' interviews
* Original theatrical trailer
Check out the trailer below and get stoked:
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Showing posts with label joe lynch. Show all posts
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Saturday, September 10, 2011
CHILLERAMA Trailer!!
So I'm checking my twitter today and what do you know? Mr. Joe Lynch had posted a link for the chillerama trailer! Well thank you, Joe! You made my entire week! Incase you missed my last post here's a little bit about the movie:
Next up we have "Chillerama"! This isn't just a normal Joe Lynch movie, it's actually split into 4 different stories and of course directed by 4 different directors. Not to mention it's 4 men that I always keep an eye out for. Joe Lynch(Wrong turn 2, Knights of badassdom), Adam Green(Hatchet,Frozen,Spiral), Tim Sullivan(2001 maniacs,Driftwood) and Adam Rifkin(Detroit rock city,The dark backward). The segments that are their babies are as follows:
Adam Rifkin-Wadzilla
Adam Green-Diary of Anne Frankenstein
Joe Lynch-Zom-B-Movie
Tim Sullivan-I was a teenage werebear
You can not tell me that those don't sound amusing just from the titles. Anyways the film is about the closing night at a drive-in theater and the owner Cecil B Kaufman(Richard Riehle) wants to play some of the greatest movies that he can dig up that have never been shown to a living soul until tonight and those are the movies of course. The movie also stars horror favorites Lin Shaye,Kane Hodder, Joel David Moore and Ray Wise.
And prepare yourself for what lies ahead...CHILLERAMA!
http://www.fearnet.com/videos/b23820_chillerama_trailer.html
Thank you Joe Lynch and Fearnet.com
Follow Joe and keep updated on his projects:
www.twitter.com/TheJoeLynch
Next up we have "Chillerama"! This isn't just a normal Joe Lynch movie, it's actually split into 4 different stories and of course directed by 4 different directors. Not to mention it's 4 men that I always keep an eye out for. Joe Lynch(Wrong turn 2, Knights of badassdom), Adam Green(Hatchet,Frozen,Spiral), Tim Sullivan(2001 maniacs,Driftwood) and Adam Rifkin(Detroit rock city,The dark backward). The segments that are their babies are as follows:
Adam Rifkin-Wadzilla
Adam Green-Diary of Anne Frankenstein
Joe Lynch-Zom-B-Movie
Tim Sullivan-I was a teenage werebear
You can not tell me that those don't sound amusing just from the titles. Anyways the film is about the closing night at a drive-in theater and the owner Cecil B Kaufman(Richard Riehle) wants to play some of the greatest movies that he can dig up that have never been shown to a living soul until tonight and those are the movies of course. The movie also stars horror favorites Lin Shaye,Kane Hodder, Joel David Moore and Ray Wise.
And prepare yourself for what lies ahead...CHILLERAMA!
http://www.fearnet.com/videos/b23820_chillerama_trailer.html
Thank you Joe Lynch and Fearnet.com
Follow Joe and keep updated on his projects:
www.twitter.com/TheJoeLynch
Thursday, September 1, 2011
New Horror
Yes, I know it's been like a century since I've updated my blog. But I'm back and I have some upcoming movies I'd like to discuss with you guys. A lot of garbage and some very promising, we'll just have to wait and see. I'm doing this in two parts, this being the first. These are my predictions on the movies. I'll eventually watch and review all of them. I have extremely good judgement, so I'm pretty sure these are all going to kick some major ass. Anyways let's start with the movies that I am DYING to see!
We all know I'm a huge fan of Mr. Joe Lynch and that's why I'm starting my list off with two movies he's directly involved with. I interviewed him back before he had even started this project but he has finished it and sent us this masterpiece straight from the heavens..or hell...whichever you prefer. Welcome world "Knights of badassdom"! I've been waiting a long time to see this movie and I get even more excited by the day. Knights of badassdom is a little story about a group of friends going to a LARP(Live Action Role Playing) gathering in the woods and ending up raising a succubus from hell from an ancient book of some sort. From there on a bloody battle ensues against the demonic creature and it's up to them to stop her. Well let me just say the trailer speaks for itself. Take a gander and enjoy!
Next up we have "Chillerama"! This isn't just a normal Joe Lynch movie, it's actually split into 4 different stories and of course directed by 4 different directors. Not to mention it's 4 men that I always keep an eye out for. Joe Lynch(Wrong turn 2, Knights of badassdom), Adam Green(Hatchet,Frozen,Spiral), Tim Sullivan(2001 maniacs,Driftwood) and Adam Rifkin(Detroit rock city,The dark backward). The segments that are their babies are as follows:
Adam Rifkin-Wadzilla
Adam Green-Diary of Anne Frankenstein
Joe Lynch-Zom-B-Movie
Tim Sullivan-I was a teenage werebear
You can not tell me that those don't sound amusing just from the titles. Anyways the film is about the closing night at a drive-in theater and the owner Cecil B Kaufman(Richard Riehle) wants to play some of the greatest movies that he can dig up that have never been shown to a living soul until tonight and those are the movies of course. The movie also stars horror favorites Lin Shaye,Kane Hodder, Joel David Moore and Ray Wise.
Here's a clip of Mr. Lynch talking about whats in store for us:
Shark Night 3-D
With my freakish obsession with sharks, you know I'm going to be in the theaters when shark night is released. I do have to admit I'm getting sick of all these 3-D movies that are plaguing the theaters, that shit hurts my eyes. I'll take the 2-D, thank you! Anyways the story is about Sara(Sara Paxton) and her group of friends that go on vacation to her lake house in which they encounter a whole buttload of sharks in the lake. People get eaten and the sharks party it up, ya get what I'm sayin'. Also starring Dustin Milligan, Chris Carmack, Katharine McPhee, Joel David Moore(love that guy) and Joshua Leonard. Directed by David Ellis(Final Destination 2, Snakes on a plane). This flick will hit the theaters in a day on September 2nd. Get excited and check out the trailer below!
And check out Sara Paxton talking about the film on G4:
Now let's bring it some fresh Asian horror. "Purple House" aka "Zi Zhai" is looking pretty good to me! Not to mention I LOVE the poster art for it! It's a little harder to explain, so here's the synopsis from IMDB.com writer by Clara Shim:
"As Zhou Tong, a bourgeois woman returned from abroad with her fiancé Li Yi to success to her father's property, the old memory was unsealed. The story just begins from there. There aren't any impression or nostalgia for her, though that is the home in which she had lots of childhood reminiscences and which she hadn't been back in a long time. Everything around her make her anxious only. People under one roof are family members not related to her at all, callous stepmother, her younger brother, and her personal hospice and a weird gardener. From the very first moment when Zhou and Li moved in that old house, mysterious incidents happen in continuous, and they cannot find any clue like they are fogged in. All in the house go into have an ulterior motive, Zhou and Li are at a loss for what to do in these situation that seems people have complicated relations each other. Are all of these just a nightmare indeed, or a disaster now happening? 2011 September, the mystery solved!"
Directed by Hang-Sang Poon and starring Jiro Wang, Liya Tong, and Yuyu Xiao.
Check out the first teaser trailer:
This is also being released sometime in September.
Now here's something completely unexpected. I'm sure you all know Daniel Radcliffe from the Harry Potter movies(who doesn't love them?). Well he's decided to jump shift to horror and in a really big way. I think he is finally cutting the umbilical cord from the Harry Potter franchise to showcase the fact that he has lot's of talent for other genre's as well. Well so far so good, Daniel! The trailer looks freaking immaculate! The story centers on a young lawyer that travels to a remote village where he goes to do some paperwork for a recently deceased client. In the village he comes across the wicked ghost of a scorned woman and all kinds of creepiness goes down! Directed by James Watkins(Eden Lake,The Descent 2) and also starring Ciaran Hinds, Janet McTeer and Roger Allam. The woman in black is looking to be released February 3rd, 2012. Hold on to your dicks ladies and gents and check out the eerie trailer below!
Last but not least we have "R.I.P.D.". This is actually a lot bigger production with big names attached to it such as Ryan Reynolds(Green Lantern,Amityville horror remake), Jeff Bridges(The big Lebowski,Crazy heart), Kevin Bacon(Friday the 13th,Crazy,Stupid,Love.) and Mary-Lousie Parker(Red,Weeds). The first thing that attracted me to this movie was the fact that it's based off of a neat ass comic book series. The Sci-Fi/action dark horse comic by Peter M. Lenkov "R.I.P.D" stand for the rest in peace department. The story centers on a department of undead policemen including recently murdered Nick Walker(Reynolds) who patrol in the afterlife. Basically Nick goes about working for the R.I.P.D. in attempts to find the man who killed him.
Robert Schwentke(Red,Flightplane) is in the directors chair for this one.
This one won't be released until June 28,2013, but you can count on me to watch for updates on the filming.
If you would like to check out the comic, you can right here:
http://www.darkhorse.com/Books/12-391/R-I-P-D-TPB
And here is a clip about R.I.P.D. I found on youtube:
Well that's all for now. I'll keep you updated with the new horror coming out and bitch about it. My shitlist is coming next! So what's everyone looking forward to seeing? Any thoughts on these movies? Let me hear it, people! Until next time..
References:
www.imdb.com
www.horrorasylum.com
www.youtube.com
www.G4.com
www.darkhorse.com
We all know I'm a huge fan of Mr. Joe Lynch and that's why I'm starting my list off with two movies he's directly involved with. I interviewed him back before he had even started this project but he has finished it and sent us this masterpiece straight from the heavens..or hell...whichever you prefer. Welcome world "Knights of badassdom"! I've been waiting a long time to see this movie and I get even more excited by the day. Knights of badassdom is a little story about a group of friends going to a LARP(Live Action Role Playing) gathering in the woods and ending up raising a succubus from hell from an ancient book of some sort. From there on a bloody battle ensues against the demonic creature and it's up to them to stop her. Well let me just say the trailer speaks for itself. Take a gander and enjoy!
Next up we have "Chillerama"! This isn't just a normal Joe Lynch movie, it's actually split into 4 different stories and of course directed by 4 different directors. Not to mention it's 4 men that I always keep an eye out for. Joe Lynch(Wrong turn 2, Knights of badassdom), Adam Green(Hatchet,Frozen,Spiral), Tim Sullivan(2001 maniacs,Driftwood) and Adam Rifkin(Detroit rock city,The dark backward). The segments that are their babies are as follows:
Adam Rifkin-Wadzilla
Adam Green-Diary of Anne Frankenstein
Joe Lynch-Zom-B-Movie
Tim Sullivan-I was a teenage werebear
You can not tell me that those don't sound amusing just from the titles. Anyways the film is about the closing night at a drive-in theater and the owner Cecil B Kaufman(Richard Riehle) wants to play some of the greatest movies that he can dig up that have never been shown to a living soul until tonight and those are the movies of course. The movie also stars horror favorites Lin Shaye,Kane Hodder, Joel David Moore and Ray Wise.
Here's a clip of Mr. Lynch talking about whats in store for us:
Shark Night 3-D
With my freakish obsession with sharks, you know I'm going to be in the theaters when shark night is released. I do have to admit I'm getting sick of all these 3-D movies that are plaguing the theaters, that shit hurts my eyes. I'll take the 2-D, thank you! Anyways the story is about Sara(Sara Paxton) and her group of friends that go on vacation to her lake house in which they encounter a whole buttload of sharks in the lake. People get eaten and the sharks party it up, ya get what I'm sayin'. Also starring Dustin Milligan, Chris Carmack, Katharine McPhee, Joel David Moore(love that guy) and Joshua Leonard. Directed by David Ellis(Final Destination 2, Snakes on a plane). This flick will hit the theaters in a day on September 2nd. Get excited and check out the trailer below!
And check out Sara Paxton talking about the film on G4:
Now let's bring it some fresh Asian horror. "Purple House" aka "Zi Zhai" is looking pretty good to me! Not to mention I LOVE the poster art for it! It's a little harder to explain, so here's the synopsis from IMDB.com writer by Clara Shim:
"As Zhou Tong, a bourgeois woman returned from abroad with her fiancé Li Yi to success to her father's property, the old memory was unsealed. The story just begins from there. There aren't any impression or nostalgia for her, though that is the home in which she had lots of childhood reminiscences and which she hadn't been back in a long time. Everything around her make her anxious only. People under one roof are family members not related to her at all, callous stepmother, her younger brother, and her personal hospice and a weird gardener. From the very first moment when Zhou and Li moved in that old house, mysterious incidents happen in continuous, and they cannot find any clue like they are fogged in. All in the house go into have an ulterior motive, Zhou and Li are at a loss for what to do in these situation that seems people have complicated relations each other. Are all of these just a nightmare indeed, or a disaster now happening? 2011 September, the mystery solved!"
Directed by Hang-Sang Poon and starring Jiro Wang, Liya Tong, and Yuyu Xiao.
Check out the first teaser trailer:
This is also being released sometime in September.
Now here's something completely unexpected. I'm sure you all know Daniel Radcliffe from the Harry Potter movies(who doesn't love them?). Well he's decided to jump shift to horror and in a really big way. I think he is finally cutting the umbilical cord from the Harry Potter franchise to showcase the fact that he has lot's of talent for other genre's as well. Well so far so good, Daniel! The trailer looks freaking immaculate! The story centers on a young lawyer that travels to a remote village where he goes to do some paperwork for a recently deceased client. In the village he comes across the wicked ghost of a scorned woman and all kinds of creepiness goes down! Directed by James Watkins(Eden Lake,The Descent 2) and also starring Ciaran Hinds, Janet McTeer and Roger Allam. The woman in black is looking to be released February 3rd, 2012. Hold on to your dicks ladies and gents and check out the eerie trailer below!
Last but not least we have "R.I.P.D.". This is actually a lot bigger production with big names attached to it such as Ryan Reynolds(Green Lantern,Amityville horror remake), Jeff Bridges(The big Lebowski,Crazy heart), Kevin Bacon(Friday the 13th,Crazy,Stupid,Love.) and Mary-Lousie Parker(Red,Weeds). The first thing that attracted me to this movie was the fact that it's based off of a neat ass comic book series. The Sci-Fi/action dark horse comic by Peter M. Lenkov "R.I.P.D" stand for the rest in peace department. The story centers on a department of undead policemen including recently murdered Nick Walker(Reynolds) who patrol in the afterlife. Basically Nick goes about working for the R.I.P.D. in attempts to find the man who killed him.
Robert Schwentke(Red,Flightplane) is in the directors chair for this one.
This one won't be released until June 28,2013, but you can count on me to watch for updates on the filming.
If you would like to check out the comic, you can right here:
http://www.darkhorse.com/Books/12-391/R-I-P-D-TPB
And here is a clip about R.I.P.D. I found on youtube:
Well that's all for now. I'll keep you updated with the new horror coming out and bitch about it. My shitlist is coming next! So what's everyone looking forward to seeing? Any thoughts on these movies? Let me hear it, people! Until next time..
References:
www.imdb.com
www.horrorasylum.com
www.youtube.com
www.G4.com
www.darkhorse.com
Saturday, November 6, 2010
Joe Lynch and Adam Green at it again!
OH MY FUCKING GOD! How did I get this news NOW? How did I miss something this fucking amazingly important to my life! I'm going crazy over this! Please for the sake of your own good, read this!
http://www.shocktillyoudrop.com/news/topnews.php?id=16863
Best news I've heard since Knights of badassdom! Ohhh, I <3 that man!
http://www.shocktillyoudrop.com/news/topnews.php?id=16863
Best news I've heard since Knights of badassdom! Ohhh, I <3 that man!
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Gore Gore Gabbing Edition 1
Gore Gore Gabbing:
Status: Movie News
Here is my little bits of movie information section. I've been hearing a lot of news about different projects and I want to just get them posted all at one time. So welcome to the world gore gore gabbing my friends! There are a few projects that I really would like share with everyone if you haven't heard of them, because I'm excited.
Director and amazing man, Joe Lynch
You all know about Joe Lynch's new Role play slaughter movie by the name of knights of badassdom because I never shut up about it, well we have some fresh news about it. They have announced some new cast members on the project. Steve Zahn(A perfect gewtaway, Joy Ride), Comedian Danny Pudi(community), Peter Dinklage(Death at a funeral,Elf), and Ryan Kwanten(True Blood,Dead Silence) are all signed on to get badass! For those of who don't remember what this movie is about, let's give you a quick synopsis. A group of kids are live action role players(you know dress up like medieval warriors and play fight battles for kingdoms and such) that end up casting a spell from a book he bought on ebay, which makes things a tad bit real as he releases evil monsters in the forest. Of course the insanity begins! To sum it up Joe refers to it as a "Heavy metal horror adventure".
And as a little bonus check out Joe on Body count recommending some great horror films for you to watch!
You can also catch my exclusive interview with Joe Lynch talking about it here:
http://aleataillusion.blogspot.com/2010/01/gore-gore-reporter-joe-lynch.html
Pornstar Belladonna
I thought this was some cool news because Michelle Sinclair(Belladonna) the porn star will be making her movie debut in the horror/thriller "Stripped". Even better she will be acting alongside Tiffany Shepis(one of my personal favorite scream queens). Written and directed by John Wildman the story revolves around two brothers and a friend that go out to celebrate one of the guys birthday, but all ends in a horrific bloodbath when they end up in a house filled to the brim with psychotic women. Definitely sounds quite appealing, and sexy! There's nothing I love more then cooky women who enjoy mindlessly butchering people.
Anyways you can find more information over at Bloody-disgusting where I first heard the news. Check out the link below:
http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/20501?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Final Destination 5 gets a director, but why?
So they are releasing Final Destination 5 in 3-D, who would have figured? And it will be directed by Steven Quale(Second unit director for Avatar and Titanic). The movie will be released into theaters August 26th, 2011. Up until FD 3, I didn't have a problem with the movies, but the most recent one "The final destination" made me want to shove burning hot oiled fries into my eyeballs and wiggle them around a little. You can't even refer to that one as a "guilty pleasure" movie, because it was just so fucking bad. Anyways maybe they will surprisingly do something different with number 5, only time will tell. I'll let you know as the news comes.
And from Writer/Director Tim Sullivan comes 2001 Maniacs: Field of screams. The movie features amazing horror actors such a Bill Moseley, Lin Shaye, and Christa Campbell. This looks to be a grindhouse gorefest with gorgeous women and ridiculously awesome antics! I can tell you I'm extremely excited to see it! Check out the trailer below.
Oh and don't forget Piranha 3-D hits the screen August 27th, 2010. I've been very impatient! New international poster courtesy of www.shocktillyoudrop.com
Well that's all for the gore gore gabbing section today. Hear any awesome movie news or want to promote your movie be sure to let me know, send me an e-mail at Ispeaktodestroyx@aol.com and for the Subject: Movie news.
Thanks!
Status: Movie News
Here is my little bits of movie information section. I've been hearing a lot of news about different projects and I want to just get them posted all at one time. So welcome to the world gore gore gabbing my friends! There are a few projects that I really would like share with everyone if you haven't heard of them, because I'm excited.
Director and amazing man, Joe Lynch
You all know about Joe Lynch's new Role play slaughter movie by the name of knights of badassdom because I never shut up about it, well we have some fresh news about it. They have announced some new cast members on the project. Steve Zahn(A perfect gewtaway, Joy Ride), Comedian Danny Pudi(community), Peter Dinklage(Death at a funeral,Elf), and Ryan Kwanten(True Blood,Dead Silence) are all signed on to get badass! For those of who don't remember what this movie is about, let's give you a quick synopsis. A group of kids are live action role players(you know dress up like medieval warriors and play fight battles for kingdoms and such) that end up casting a spell from a book he bought on ebay, which makes things a tad bit real as he releases evil monsters in the forest. Of course the insanity begins! To sum it up Joe refers to it as a "Heavy metal horror adventure".
And as a little bonus check out Joe on Body count recommending some great horror films for you to watch!
You can also catch my exclusive interview with Joe Lynch talking about it here:
http://aleataillusion.blogspot.com/2010/01/gore-gore-reporter-joe-lynch.html
Pornstar Belladonna
I thought this was some cool news because Michelle Sinclair(Belladonna) the porn star will be making her movie debut in the horror/thriller "Stripped". Even better she will be acting alongside Tiffany Shepis(one of my personal favorite scream queens). Written and directed by John Wildman the story revolves around two brothers and a friend that go out to celebrate one of the guys birthday, but all ends in a horrific bloodbath when they end up in a house filled to the brim with psychotic women. Definitely sounds quite appealing, and sexy! There's nothing I love more then cooky women who enjoy mindlessly butchering people.
Anyways you can find more information over at Bloody-disgusting where I first heard the news. Check out the link below:
http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/20501?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Final Destination 5 gets a director, but why?
So they are releasing Final Destination 5 in 3-D, who would have figured? And it will be directed by Steven Quale(Second unit director for Avatar and Titanic). The movie will be released into theaters August 26th, 2011. Up until FD 3, I didn't have a problem with the movies, but the most recent one "The final destination" made me want to shove burning hot oiled fries into my eyeballs and wiggle them around a little. You can't even refer to that one as a "guilty pleasure" movie, because it was just so fucking bad. Anyways maybe they will surprisingly do something different with number 5, only time will tell. I'll let you know as the news comes.
And from Writer/Director Tim Sullivan comes 2001 Maniacs: Field of screams. The movie features amazing horror actors such a Bill Moseley, Lin Shaye, and Christa Campbell. This looks to be a grindhouse gorefest with gorgeous women and ridiculously awesome antics! I can tell you I'm extremely excited to see it! Check out the trailer below.
Oh and don't forget Piranha 3-D hits the screen August 27th, 2010. I've been very impatient! New international poster courtesy of www.shocktillyoudrop.com
Well that's all for the gore gore gabbing section today. Hear any awesome movie news or want to promote your movie be sure to let me know, send me an e-mail at Ispeaktodestroyx@aol.com and for the Subject: Movie news.
Thanks!
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Joe Lynch Interviews George Romero Pt 2
Well here is the other part of Joe Lynch interviewing George Romero. This one is from our friends over at www.fearnet.com
So enjoy everyone!
Has anyone played Left 4 dead 2? Or the first one for that matter? I have not yet, so can anyone give me a good recommendation?
So enjoy everyone!
Has anyone played Left 4 dead 2? Or the first one for that matter? I have not yet, so can anyone give me a good recommendation?
Joe Lynch Interviews George Romero
Okay all of you already know I follow all of Joe Lynch's projects and such because he's an amazing man! Well just recently for G4TV.com he had the pleasure of interviewing a legend. The one and only zombie king himself, George Romero! You'll get some inside info of his thoughts on Left 4 dead 2, and his new zombie flick Survival of the dead! So check out this 1 out of 2 part exclusive interview and stay tuned for the second part!
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Joe Lynch And Adam Green's Road To FrightFest
Okay so I'm pretty sure everyone knows how I feel about Mr Joe Lynch. Well I just came across 5 more road to frightfest shorts him and Adam Green did today, and I am loving them! These are absolutely spectacular..AND Joe gets naked in the 3rd one! Now that's awesome! So anyways these episodes are referred to as American Douchebags in London! The John Landis edition, woo! When Joe dropped the line about Adam having his Troll 2 DVD I just melted, haha.
Just go this link below and watch all 5 episodes! Trust me you'll thank me later!
http://www.frightfest.co.uk/roadtofrightfesd.html
Just go this link below and watch all 5 episodes! Trust me you'll thank me later!
http://www.frightfest.co.uk/roadtofrightfesd.html
Friday, January 15, 2010
Wrong Turn 2:Dead End(2007)
Wrong Turn 2:Dead End
Director:Joe Lynch
*SPOILERS*
Alright since i have an upcoming review with the amazing Joe Lynch,i thought "why not pop a wrong turn 2 review up".Let me start off saying that this is the only movie in the trilogy i like.It should be obvious enough,Joe Lynch is written all over this movie!Not only is it stuffed upon bursting with violence and gore,but it's extremely entertaining and fun.It bitch slaps you and holds that attention until the credits.Not to mention this movie has an instant classic scene in the first 5 minutes of it.Yes,i am speaking on Kimberly Caldwell being chopped completely in half and dragged away to be cannibalized by a group of incest mongoloid babies.You gotta love it!I also love the fact that it takes place in broad daylight.I've always been intrigued by that,because in most movies they take advantage of darkness by using it as a scare tactic.I think it's mostly a cheap thrill,and more people should look for the straight forward scares.Don't get me wrong it's used well in some movies,but i just think it's over used in general.Now in this case we just have hungry mongoloids who don't give a shit,but in any case i wouldn't want a mongoloid after me.
We begin with Kimberly Caldwell (playing herself),and she's driving out in the sticks trying to find where a reality TV show is being shot.Her and a number of other contestants have been chosen for the show,along with Dale(Henry Rollins) their retired marine host.Anyways they are all recruited to some woods in the middle of nowhere where they must survive the apocalypse.The last man or woman standing will receive a hefty sum of prize money.The contestants are rigged with ear pieces and cameras,so viewers will be able to follow them on their journey.They also wire the woods with microphones and cameras to get other angles.So the game begins!All the contestants spread out in the woods with their one partner and prepare themselves for a day of chaos,which ends in a blood bath.So they kick our brains around as we follow a couple different lead ladies,and then they're murdered.I actually enjoy the confusion,it's much funner then opposed to the same typical one character you follow.So they are all massacred one by one by sadistic cannibalistic mongoloids,and it's so much more then just that.There is mongoloid sex,boobs,mongoloid babies consuming human fingers,people being ground up into sludge,and Henry Rollins going Rambo(you can't go Rambo without rubbing mud/paint all over your face,yeah).I'm just kind of disturbed i put "boobs" in between things referring to incestuous mongoloids breeding.The special FX is beautiful,and in general there are some creative deaths.There's also a homage to the Texas chainsaw massacre towards the end,I'm sure you'll be able to pick the scene out.Anyways check out some highlights below.
Funny Moments:
Now i have to point out some key funny moments in this flick,because they are to hilarious.Lets start with the old crazy man who lives in the cabin in the middle of the woods.Alright for one this guy has the funniest f'n accent I've ever heard.Listening to him jabbering on about how the trout are ugly had me literally rolling on the floor.And is it just me or has anyone else noticed the guy is chugging on a bottle of pepto-bismol?He even has a pepto-bismol mustache..that is the single most hilarious thing in the movie.Hahaha,i rest my case.Wayne Robson you are the comic relief,you senile old man you.The final funny thing this old man did was attempt to take down Rollins,old man you sure are crazy!*Shakes head*
Vomit Inducing Moments:
Moving on I'm going to point out some things that will most likely make you puke.They get to watch a mongoloid brother and sister bang.It made my "15 most uncomfortable movie moments" list.Now watching mongoloids have sex was not at the top of my to-do list,especially for the fact their related,and especially because he's got her up on a tree stump.I really didn't know whether to laugh or dry heave on someone.Also there is a scene with brother mongo jerking off to one of the female characters,and he spits on his hand while he's doing it.It just made it that much more gross.Another scene that really perturbs me is the one where after the mongo boy kills Jonsy and Amber,he starts drinking their blood.With all the diseases floating around in blood I just think to myself, "that bitch is gonna get AIDS"!
Oh and I'm just curious,who the hell names their son "Texas Battle"?
Okay,well that pretty much sums it up.
I highly recommend this movie!
I give this movie,a well deserved 5/5!
Enjoy the trailer below:
Director:Joe Lynch
*SPOILERS*
Alright since i have an upcoming review with the amazing Joe Lynch,i thought "why not pop a wrong turn 2 review up".Let me start off saying that this is the only movie in the trilogy i like.It should be obvious enough,Joe Lynch is written all over this movie!Not only is it stuffed upon bursting with violence and gore,but it's extremely entertaining and fun.It bitch slaps you and holds that attention until the credits.Not to mention this movie has an instant classic scene in the first 5 minutes of it.Yes,i am speaking on Kimberly Caldwell being chopped completely in half and dragged away to be cannibalized by a group of incest mongoloid babies.You gotta love it!I also love the fact that it takes place in broad daylight.I've always been intrigued by that,because in most movies they take advantage of darkness by using it as a scare tactic.I think it's mostly a cheap thrill,and more people should look for the straight forward scares.Don't get me wrong it's used well in some movies,but i just think it's over used in general.Now in this case we just have hungry mongoloids who don't give a shit,but in any case i wouldn't want a mongoloid after me.
We begin with Kimberly Caldwell (playing herself),and she's driving out in the sticks trying to find where a reality TV show is being shot.Her and a number of other contestants have been chosen for the show,along with Dale(Henry Rollins) their retired marine host.Anyways they are all recruited to some woods in the middle of nowhere where they must survive the apocalypse.The last man or woman standing will receive a hefty sum of prize money.The contestants are rigged with ear pieces and cameras,so viewers will be able to follow them on their journey.They also wire the woods with microphones and cameras to get other angles.So the game begins!All the contestants spread out in the woods with their one partner and prepare themselves for a day of chaos,which ends in a blood bath.So they kick our brains around as we follow a couple different lead ladies,and then they're murdered.I actually enjoy the confusion,it's much funner then opposed to the same typical one character you follow.So they are all massacred one by one by sadistic cannibalistic mongoloids,and it's so much more then just that.There is mongoloid sex,boobs,mongoloid babies consuming human fingers,people being ground up into sludge,and Henry Rollins going Rambo(you can't go Rambo without rubbing mud/paint all over your face,yeah).I'm just kind of disturbed i put "boobs" in between things referring to incestuous mongoloids breeding.The special FX is beautiful,and in general there are some creative deaths.There's also a homage to the Texas chainsaw massacre towards the end,I'm sure you'll be able to pick the scene out.Anyways check out some highlights below.
Funny Moments:
Now i have to point out some key funny moments in this flick,because they are to hilarious.Lets start with the old crazy man who lives in the cabin in the middle of the woods.Alright for one this guy has the funniest f'n accent I've ever heard.Listening to him jabbering on about how the trout are ugly had me literally rolling on the floor.And is it just me or has anyone else noticed the guy is chugging on a bottle of pepto-bismol?He even has a pepto-bismol mustache..that is the single most hilarious thing in the movie.Hahaha,i rest my case.Wayne Robson you are the comic relief,you senile old man you.The final funny thing this old man did was attempt to take down Rollins,old man you sure are crazy!*Shakes head*
Vomit Inducing Moments:
Moving on I'm going to point out some things that will most likely make you puke.They get to watch a mongoloid brother and sister bang.It made my "15 most uncomfortable movie moments" list.Now watching mongoloids have sex was not at the top of my to-do list,especially for the fact their related,and especially because he's got her up on a tree stump.I really didn't know whether to laugh or dry heave on someone.Also there is a scene with brother mongo jerking off to one of the female characters,and he spits on his hand while he's doing it.It just made it that much more gross.Another scene that really perturbs me is the one where after the mongo boy kills Jonsy and Amber,he starts drinking their blood.With all the diseases floating around in blood I just think to myself, "that bitch is gonna get AIDS"!
Oh and I'm just curious,who the hell names their son "Texas Battle"?
Okay,well that pretty much sums it up.
I highly recommend this movie!
I give this movie,a well deserved 5/5!
Enjoy the trailer below:
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