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Friday, January 15, 2010
Wrong Turn 2:Dead End(2007)
Wrong Turn 2:Dead End
Director:Joe Lynch
*SPOILERS*
Alright since i have an upcoming review with the amazing Joe Lynch,i thought "why not pop a wrong turn 2 review up".Let me start off saying that this is the only movie in the trilogy i like.It should be obvious enough,Joe Lynch is written all over this movie!Not only is it stuffed upon bursting with violence and gore,but it's extremely entertaining and fun.It bitch slaps you and holds that attention until the credits.Not to mention this movie has an instant classic scene in the first 5 minutes of it.Yes,i am speaking on Kimberly Caldwell being chopped completely in half and dragged away to be cannibalized by a group of incest mongoloid babies.You gotta love it!I also love the fact that it takes place in broad daylight.I've always been intrigued by that,because in most movies they take advantage of darkness by using it as a scare tactic.I think it's mostly a cheap thrill,and more people should look for the straight forward scares.Don't get me wrong it's used well in some movies,but i just think it's over used in general.Now in this case we just have hungry mongoloids who don't give a shit,but in any case i wouldn't want a mongoloid after me.
We begin with Kimberly Caldwell (playing herself),and she's driving out in the sticks trying to find where a reality TV show is being shot.Her and a number of other contestants have been chosen for the show,along with Dale(Henry Rollins) their retired marine host.Anyways they are all recruited to some woods in the middle of nowhere where they must survive the apocalypse.The last man or woman standing will receive a hefty sum of prize money.The contestants are rigged with ear pieces and cameras,so viewers will be able to follow them on their journey.They also wire the woods with microphones and cameras to get other angles.So the game begins!All the contestants spread out in the woods with their one partner and prepare themselves for a day of chaos,which ends in a blood bath.So they kick our brains around as we follow a couple different lead ladies,and then they're murdered.I actually enjoy the confusion,it's much funner then opposed to the same typical one character you follow.So they are all massacred one by one by sadistic cannibalistic mongoloids,and it's so much more then just that.There is mongoloid sex,boobs,mongoloid babies consuming human fingers,people being ground up into sludge,and Henry Rollins going Rambo(you can't go Rambo without rubbing mud/paint all over your face,yeah).I'm just kind of disturbed i put "boobs" in between things referring to incestuous mongoloids breeding.The special FX is beautiful,and in general there are some creative deaths.There's also a homage to the Texas chainsaw massacre towards the end,I'm sure you'll be able to pick the scene out.Anyways check out some highlights below.
Funny Moments:
Now i have to point out some key funny moments in this flick,because they are to hilarious.Lets start with the old crazy man who lives in the cabin in the middle of the woods.Alright for one this guy has the funniest f'n accent I've ever heard.Listening to him jabbering on about how the trout are ugly had me literally rolling on the floor.And is it just me or has anyone else noticed the guy is chugging on a bottle of pepto-bismol?He even has a pepto-bismol mustache..that is the single most hilarious thing in the movie.Hahaha,i rest my case.Wayne Robson you are the comic relief,you senile old man you.The final funny thing this old man did was attempt to take down Rollins,old man you sure are crazy!*Shakes head*
Vomit Inducing Moments:
Moving on I'm going to point out some things that will most likely make you puke.They get to watch a mongoloid brother and sister bang.It made my "15 most uncomfortable movie moments" list.Now watching mongoloids have sex was not at the top of my to-do list,especially for the fact their related,and especially because he's got her up on a tree stump.I really didn't know whether to laugh or dry heave on someone.Also there is a scene with brother mongo jerking off to one of the female characters,and he spits on his hand while he's doing it.It just made it that much more gross.Another scene that really perturbs me is the one where after the mongo boy kills Jonsy and Amber,he starts drinking their blood.With all the diseases floating around in blood I just think to myself, "that bitch is gonna get AIDS"!
Oh and I'm just curious,who the hell names their son "Texas Battle"?
Okay,well that pretty much sums it up.
I highly recommend this movie!
I give this movie,a well deserved 5/5!
Enjoy the trailer below:
Director:Joe Lynch
*SPOILERS*
Alright since i have an upcoming review with the amazing Joe Lynch,i thought "why not pop a wrong turn 2 review up".Let me start off saying that this is the only movie in the trilogy i like.It should be obvious enough,Joe Lynch is written all over this movie!Not only is it stuffed upon bursting with violence and gore,but it's extremely entertaining and fun.It bitch slaps you and holds that attention until the credits.Not to mention this movie has an instant classic scene in the first 5 minutes of it.Yes,i am speaking on Kimberly Caldwell being chopped completely in half and dragged away to be cannibalized by a group of incest mongoloid babies.You gotta love it!I also love the fact that it takes place in broad daylight.I've always been intrigued by that,because in most movies they take advantage of darkness by using it as a scare tactic.I think it's mostly a cheap thrill,and more people should look for the straight forward scares.Don't get me wrong it's used well in some movies,but i just think it's over used in general.Now in this case we just have hungry mongoloids who don't give a shit,but in any case i wouldn't want a mongoloid after me.
We begin with Kimberly Caldwell (playing herself),and she's driving out in the sticks trying to find where a reality TV show is being shot.Her and a number of other contestants have been chosen for the show,along with Dale(Henry Rollins) their retired marine host.Anyways they are all recruited to some woods in the middle of nowhere where they must survive the apocalypse.The last man or woman standing will receive a hefty sum of prize money.The contestants are rigged with ear pieces and cameras,so viewers will be able to follow them on their journey.They also wire the woods with microphones and cameras to get other angles.So the game begins!All the contestants spread out in the woods with their one partner and prepare themselves for a day of chaos,which ends in a blood bath.So they kick our brains around as we follow a couple different lead ladies,and then they're murdered.I actually enjoy the confusion,it's much funner then opposed to the same typical one character you follow.So they are all massacred one by one by sadistic cannibalistic mongoloids,and it's so much more then just that.There is mongoloid sex,boobs,mongoloid babies consuming human fingers,people being ground up into sludge,and Henry Rollins going Rambo(you can't go Rambo without rubbing mud/paint all over your face,yeah).I'm just kind of disturbed i put "boobs" in between things referring to incestuous mongoloids breeding.The special FX is beautiful,and in general there are some creative deaths.There's also a homage to the Texas chainsaw massacre towards the end,I'm sure you'll be able to pick the scene out.Anyways check out some highlights below.
Funny Moments:
Now i have to point out some key funny moments in this flick,because they are to hilarious.Lets start with the old crazy man who lives in the cabin in the middle of the woods.Alright for one this guy has the funniest f'n accent I've ever heard.Listening to him jabbering on about how the trout are ugly had me literally rolling on the floor.And is it just me or has anyone else noticed the guy is chugging on a bottle of pepto-bismol?He even has a pepto-bismol mustache..that is the single most hilarious thing in the movie.Hahaha,i rest my case.Wayne Robson you are the comic relief,you senile old man you.The final funny thing this old man did was attempt to take down Rollins,old man you sure are crazy!*Shakes head*
Vomit Inducing Moments:
Moving on I'm going to point out some things that will most likely make you puke.They get to watch a mongoloid brother and sister bang.It made my "15 most uncomfortable movie moments" list.Now watching mongoloids have sex was not at the top of my to-do list,especially for the fact their related,and especially because he's got her up on a tree stump.I really didn't know whether to laugh or dry heave on someone.Also there is a scene with brother mongo jerking off to one of the female characters,and he spits on his hand while he's doing it.It just made it that much more gross.Another scene that really perturbs me is the one where after the mongo boy kills Jonsy and Amber,he starts drinking their blood.With all the diseases floating around in blood I just think to myself, "that bitch is gonna get AIDS"!
Oh and I'm just curious,who the hell names their son "Texas Battle"?
Okay,well that pretty much sums it up.
I highly recommend this movie!
I give this movie,a well deserved 5/5!
Enjoy the trailer below:
Monday, January 11, 2010
Daybreakers(2009)
Daybreaker(2009)
Directors:The Spierig Brothers
*SPOILER ALERT*
This is like a newer revised version of blade mixed with Twilight.Yes,the Spierig brothers have unsparingly and positively let me down.Okay,before i get into the full on review of this horrible monstrosity(in this case i mean bad) of a film.Notice that the main characters name is Edward,he survives on animal blood,and has golden eyes.Twilight anyone?Then there's the part where Ethan Hawke puts on his depressed face and states,"I'm already dead".I laughed so fucking hard in the theater i think i caused a couple people i was with to laugh too.Anyways there were plenty of similarities between this movie and blade.It was really identical set designs,and Sam Neill was the mirror image of Udo Kiers(The head vampire) character in Blade.I'm not going lie this movie was extremely hard to sit through.I was bouncing in my seat talking shit the entire time.I know,i know,i'm being way to harsh on the Spierig brothers.These wonderful gentlemen who brought us the ever-so-amazing Undead(2003).They gave me a brand new outlook on zombie fish,i'll never be the same from that life changing moment i saw those little zombie fillets sprint into the air towards that fishermans nose.I mean they have gone mainstream in a terrible fashion,whatever i say from this moment on i cannot help myself.Congrats you've got an all star cast,the movie still sucks.
Without further bitching let me present the story to you.The movie begins and introduces you to vampire hemotologist Edward(haha) Ethan Hawke,as the world is overrun by vampires.He's trying to create artificial blood,since humans are very near extinction with only a small number in existence.Most of whom are captured and placed in a laboratory where they are harvested for their blood.He's keeping confident all the while human Audrey(Claudia Karvan) and half human/half vampire Elvis(Willem Defoe) have already found a cure.Edward goes on the run with Audrey and Elvis and they hide out with some of the last surviving humans in BFE to talk over their plots.They end up changing Edward into a human/vampire,which is caused by the sun.They let him burn then put him out and BAM whadda ya know,A Humpire!Things get complicated when they are persude by head vampire(Sam Neill) and a whole army of brain washed,blood thirsty soldier vampires.Audrey is captured by the military vampires and Edwards brother Frankie(Michael Dorman)shows up and bites Elvis.A new chapter comes into play as they find out vampires who bite half vampire/half humans change back into humpires.So Edward goes back to the building where Sam Neils character is waiting for him with Audrey strapped to a chair.Edward provokes the head vampire into biting him,and he changes back humpire.Then they strap him to a chair and send him down an elevator to be dinner for the army of vampires.Then a chain reaction happens as the vampires turn humpire,and are attacked by the unaffected vampires.Then on and so on.This by far is the only good part of the movie,i loved the slow motion vampires slaughtering the humpires.It put a smile on my face.Anyways then Edwards deranged assistant from the lab comes down only to blow away the remaining humpires and states that no one must know about the cure.Ooohh and the plot thickens,haha.Anyways they drive away into the sunset(literally) and it's the end.Crap,crap,crap.
Then we have Williem Defoe with all the cheesy and ridiculous lines,"we're the folks with the cross bows".There was absolutely nothing clever or funny about that line,even though my friend Mikey a seat down was pissing himself over it.So un-called for!I'm actually shaking my head with laughter as i'm writing this.Most of the dialogue is just flat out boring,especially for being a vampire film.Even with all the fast cars,fighting,shooting,i was still falling asleep in my chair.And i watch everything,i'm a very open minded person.No matter what,I can usually always keep my attention diverted to the movie screen.I found myself extremely bored with everything that happens in this movie.They also had some bad CGI incorporated in there,which i despise.Like i said before i can't give them any credit for their sets because most of them are carbon copies of sets from Blade.I also couldn't get over after Ethan Hawke turns humpire again,he walks outside wearing some sassy unbuttoned white shirt with a black vest over it,and his hair is all fluffed out.Haha,shit!Is it just me or does Ethan look to much like Tom cruise.I personally don't like either of them.
Now don't get me wrong,they do have some good stories entwined in here.I really thought they took a big brave step attempting to twist around the vampire world as we know it.It's nice to see someone trying something somewhat original.The whole drinking the blood and changing back human/half vampire was a nice little touch.They started off on a good story,but I think they went about the process all wrong,and you lose interest(or at least i did).I haven't yet talked to anyone else who's seen it,but everyone i saw it with hated it.Also the fact that the vampires who feed on their own blood find themselves changing into creepy mongoloid vampires.I thought that was a pretty neat addition.All in all watch this movie at your own risk.If your a big fan of vampires you might like it,or find it somewhat interesting.
I give them a 1/5 for the attempt at a different type of vampire movie.Even if it's bad at least they tried.I will still go out and see any other movies the Spierig brothers make.
Directors:The Spierig Brothers
*SPOILER ALERT*
This is like a newer revised version of blade mixed with Twilight.Yes,the Spierig brothers have unsparingly and positively let me down.Okay,before i get into the full on review of this horrible monstrosity(in this case i mean bad) of a film.Notice that the main characters name is Edward,he survives on animal blood,and has golden eyes.Twilight anyone?Then there's the part where Ethan Hawke puts on his depressed face and states,"I'm already dead".I laughed so fucking hard in the theater i think i caused a couple people i was with to laugh too.Anyways there were plenty of similarities between this movie and blade.It was really identical set designs,and Sam Neill was the mirror image of Udo Kiers(The head vampire) character in Blade.I'm not going lie this movie was extremely hard to sit through.I was bouncing in my seat talking shit the entire time.I know,i know,i'm being way to harsh on the Spierig brothers.These wonderful gentlemen who brought us the ever-so-amazing Undead(2003).They gave me a brand new outlook on zombie fish,i'll never be the same from that life changing moment i saw those little zombie fillets sprint into the air towards that fishermans nose.I mean they have gone mainstream in a terrible fashion,whatever i say from this moment on i cannot help myself.Congrats you've got an all star cast,the movie still sucks.
Without further bitching let me present the story to you.The movie begins and introduces you to vampire hemotologist Edward(haha) Ethan Hawke,as the world is overrun by vampires.He's trying to create artificial blood,since humans are very near extinction with only a small number in existence.Most of whom are captured and placed in a laboratory where they are harvested for their blood.He's keeping confident all the while human Audrey(Claudia Karvan) and half human/half vampire Elvis(Willem Defoe) have already found a cure.Edward goes on the run with Audrey and Elvis and they hide out with some of the last surviving humans in BFE to talk over their plots.They end up changing Edward into a human/vampire,which is caused by the sun.They let him burn then put him out and BAM whadda ya know,A Humpire!Things get complicated when they are persude by head vampire(Sam Neill) and a whole army of brain washed,blood thirsty soldier vampires.Audrey is captured by the military vampires and Edwards brother Frankie(Michael Dorman)shows up and bites Elvis.A new chapter comes into play as they find out vampires who bite half vampire/half humans change back into humpires.So Edward goes back to the building where Sam Neils character is waiting for him with Audrey strapped to a chair.Edward provokes the head vampire into biting him,and he changes back humpire.Then they strap him to a chair and send him down an elevator to be dinner for the army of vampires.Then a chain reaction happens as the vampires turn humpire,and are attacked by the unaffected vampires.Then on and so on.This by far is the only good part of the movie,i loved the slow motion vampires slaughtering the humpires.It put a smile on my face.Anyways then Edwards deranged assistant from the lab comes down only to blow away the remaining humpires and states that no one must know about the cure.Ooohh and the plot thickens,haha.Anyways they drive away into the sunset(literally) and it's the end.Crap,crap,crap.
Then we have Williem Defoe with all the cheesy and ridiculous lines,"we're the folks with the cross bows".There was absolutely nothing clever or funny about that line,even though my friend Mikey a seat down was pissing himself over it.So un-called for!I'm actually shaking my head with laughter as i'm writing this.Most of the dialogue is just flat out boring,especially for being a vampire film.Even with all the fast cars,fighting,shooting,i was still falling asleep in my chair.And i watch everything,i'm a very open minded person.No matter what,I can usually always keep my attention diverted to the movie screen.I found myself extremely bored with everything that happens in this movie.They also had some bad CGI incorporated in there,which i despise.Like i said before i can't give them any credit for their sets because most of them are carbon copies of sets from Blade.I also couldn't get over after Ethan Hawke turns humpire again,he walks outside wearing some sassy unbuttoned white shirt with a black vest over it,and his hair is all fluffed out.Haha,shit!Is it just me or does Ethan look to much like Tom cruise.I personally don't like either of them.
Now don't get me wrong,they do have some good stories entwined in here.I really thought they took a big brave step attempting to twist around the vampire world as we know it.It's nice to see someone trying something somewhat original.The whole drinking the blood and changing back human/half vampire was a nice little touch.They started off on a good story,but I think they went about the process all wrong,and you lose interest(or at least i did).I haven't yet talked to anyone else who's seen it,but everyone i saw it with hated it.Also the fact that the vampires who feed on their own blood find themselves changing into creepy mongoloid vampires.I thought that was a pretty neat addition.All in all watch this movie at your own risk.If your a big fan of vampires you might like it,or find it somewhat interesting.
I give them a 1/5 for the attempt at a different type of vampire movie.Even if it's bad at least they tried.I will still go out and see any other movies the Spierig brothers make.
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Facebook For GGDMR
I thought it was about time to make one.
Here's the link:
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Feel free to add me!=]
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Here's the link:
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Saturday, January 9, 2010
Female Villain/Killer Number 2:Kat-Zombie Strippers(2008)
Best Female Villain/Killers #2 Kat-Zombie Strippers(2008)
Director:Jay Lee
Just from the title,i knew i would love this movie.Then i find out that the ever lovely Jenna Jameson(Yes,the porn star) is in it.She plays the confident,hot,and vicious stripper Kat.Being the most popular stripper in the club, she has her own dressing room and reads "the complete works of Friedrich Nietzsche" in between her dances.When a zombie infected soldier stumbles into the strip club,trouble starts.Kat goes to take a new girls(who loses her nerve)slot and gets tackled and her throat torn out by the zombie soldier.Not knowing what to do the hilarious club owner(Robert England),and a few of his little helpers carry her backstage with no intention of calling an ambulance.As their plotting and arguing amounst themselves Kat rises from the dead and what do you know...SHE WANTS TO STRIP!..And the guys who come to the club can't get enough.The strip club becomes more popular than ever as all the girls are all transformed into flesh hungry zombies(most by their own will,because their jealous of Kat's growing popularity),and they hide all the half eaten zombie victims in the basement
I think Kat is one of the best villain/killers because she's a totally sexy zombie and everyone loves it.When she takes the guys one by one backstage for a so-called "lap dance" no one even questions it.Especially when these men are not coming back,everyone is still all about her.Kat's performances get hotter and hotter and finally it comes to a fight scene with her and her enemy stripper.There's ping pong balls being shot out of vagina's,skin being ripped off bodies,100 mile per hour pole dancing,and gun shots being blasted everywhere.Also i never really thought Jenna was that attractive(i think it's the extremely tan complexion and fried blonde hair),but she looks absolutely ravishing in this movie.There's something so intriguing about Jenna in a tiny little bikini,with her succubus contacts,covered from head to toe in blood mutilating men.How can you say no to that?She's a great actress as well.I mean there's a big difference going from porno's to actual movies,and i think she did a great job.She played her character well and that's why she is my deadly killer lady number two!Zombie strippers is a sexy,gore-filled and hilariously fun flick!So check it out when you get the chance!I highly recommend it!
Director:Jay Lee
Just from the title,i knew i would love this movie.Then i find out that the ever lovely Jenna Jameson(Yes,the porn star) is in it.She plays the confident,hot,and vicious stripper Kat.Being the most popular stripper in the club, she has her own dressing room and reads "the complete works of Friedrich Nietzsche" in between her dances.When a zombie infected soldier stumbles into the strip club,trouble starts.Kat goes to take a new girls(who loses her nerve)slot and gets tackled and her throat torn out by the zombie soldier.Not knowing what to do the hilarious club owner(Robert England),and a few of his little helpers carry her backstage with no intention of calling an ambulance.As their plotting and arguing amounst themselves Kat rises from the dead and what do you know...SHE WANTS TO STRIP!..And the guys who come to the club can't get enough.The strip club becomes more popular than ever as all the girls are all transformed into flesh hungry zombies(most by their own will,because their jealous of Kat's growing popularity),and they hide all the half eaten zombie victims in the basement
I think Kat is one of the best villain/killers because she's a totally sexy zombie and everyone loves it.When she takes the guys one by one backstage for a so-called "lap dance" no one even questions it.Especially when these men are not coming back,everyone is still all about her.Kat's performances get hotter and hotter and finally it comes to a fight scene with her and her enemy stripper.There's ping pong balls being shot out of vagina's,skin being ripped off bodies,100 mile per hour pole dancing,and gun shots being blasted everywhere.Also i never really thought Jenna was that attractive(i think it's the extremely tan complexion and fried blonde hair),but she looks absolutely ravishing in this movie.There's something so intriguing about Jenna in a tiny little bikini,with her succubus contacts,covered from head to toe in blood mutilating men.How can you say no to that?She's a great actress as well.I mean there's a big difference going from porno's to actual movies,and i think she did a great job.She played her character well and that's why she is my deadly killer lady number two!Zombie strippers is a sexy,gore-filled and hilariously fun flick!So check it out when you get the chance!I highly recommend it!
Friday, January 8, 2010
Aleata's Awards,And Aleata Awards...
Okay so first and foremost I would like to thank Brian(www.thevaultofhorror.blogspot.com),Chuck(www.zombiesdontrun.blogspot.com),and Geof(www.enterthemancave.blogspot.com for honoring me with the One lovely blog award.
Then i would like to also thank Matt-Suzaka(www.chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com) and,Chuck(www.zombiesdontrun.blogspot.com), for nominating me for the Kreative blog award.
I appreciate it immensely!It just sends me into a fit of joyful giggles when i see that people are reading my blog!So again,thank you!!=]
For the One lovely blog award I am supposed to award it to 15 other blogs that i really love,so here they are:
1.)www.thevaultofhorror.blogspot.com
2.)www.fascinationwithfear.blogspot.com
3.)www.chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com
4.)www.zombiesdontrun.blogspot.com
5.)www.bmoviesandbeyond.blogspot.com
6.)www.dayofwoman.blogspot.com
7.)www.b-movieholocaust.blogspot.com
8.)www.42ndstreetcinema.blogspot.com
9.)www.towerfarm.blogspot.com
10.)http://www.fangoria.com/fangoria-entertainment/radio/internal-injuries.html
11.)www.screamstress.com
12.)www.wwwhorrorlandcom-johnnyhorror.blogspot.com
13.)www.enterthemancave.blogspot.com
14.)www.planetofterror.blogspot.com
15.)www.visualcrack.blogspot.com
Kreative Blog Award:
1. Thank the person who nominated you for this award.
2. Copy the logo and place it on your blog (it’s already on the left side!).
3. Link to the person who nominated you for this award.
4. Name 7 things about yourself that people might find interesting.
5. Nominate 7 Kreative Bloggers.
6. Post links to the 7 blogs you nominate.
7. Leave a comment on each of the blogs letting them know they have been nominated
Facts about myself:
1.)I still have pogs from when i was little,and plan on making some type of drinking game out of them.
2.)I collect Mother Mary stuff(No,i'm not religious)
3.)Everytime i watch a movie,i have to watch it twice no matter how bad i think it is.My OCD kills sometimes,haha.
4.)I have 3 sisters,and their all insane.
5.)I use actual pig intestines for guts in my movies(try keeping those in your fridge for a week).
6.)If i wasn't a writer/film maker,i would most likely be a serial killer or raging alcoholic.
7.)I've read all the Twilight books,and i think there okay.
1.)www.shebloggedbynight.com
2.)www.necrotic-cinema.blogspot.com
3.)www.mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com
4.)www.deadlydollshouse.blogspot.com
3.)www.tenebrouskate.blogspot.com
4.)www.thevaultofhorror.blogspot.com
5.)www.jadedviewer.com
6.)www.groovyageofhorror.blogspot.com
7.)www.vintagehorrormovies.blogspot.com
Then i would like to also thank Matt-Suzaka(www.chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com) and,Chuck(www.zombiesdontrun.blogspot.com), for nominating me for the Kreative blog award.
I appreciate it immensely!It just sends me into a fit of joyful giggles when i see that people are reading my blog!So again,thank you!!=]
For the One lovely blog award I am supposed to award it to 15 other blogs that i really love,so here they are:
1.)www.thevaultofhorror.blogspot.com
2.)www.fascinationwithfear.blogspot.com
3.)www.chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com
4.)www.zombiesdontrun.blogspot.com
5.)www.bmoviesandbeyond.blogspot.com
6.)www.dayofwoman.blogspot.com
7.)www.b-movieholocaust.blogspot.com
8.)www.42ndstreetcinema.blogspot.com
9.)www.towerfarm.blogspot.com
10.)http://www.fangoria.com/fangoria-entertainment/radio/internal-injuries.html
11.)www.screamstress.com
12.)www.wwwhorrorlandcom-johnnyhorror.blogspot.com
13.)www.enterthemancave.blogspot.com
14.)www.planetofterror.blogspot.com
15.)www.visualcrack.blogspot.com
Kreative Blog Award:
1. Thank the person who nominated you for this award.
2. Copy the logo and place it on your blog (it’s already on the left side!).
3. Link to the person who nominated you for this award.
4. Name 7 things about yourself that people might find interesting.
5. Nominate 7 Kreative Bloggers.
6. Post links to the 7 blogs you nominate.
7. Leave a comment on each of the blogs letting them know they have been nominated
Facts about myself:
1.)I still have pogs from when i was little,and plan on making some type of drinking game out of them.
2.)I collect Mother Mary stuff(No,i'm not religious)
3.)Everytime i watch a movie,i have to watch it twice no matter how bad i think it is.My OCD kills sometimes,haha.
4.)I have 3 sisters,and their all insane.
5.)I use actual pig intestines for guts in my movies(try keeping those in your fridge for a week).
6.)If i wasn't a writer/film maker,i would most likely be a serial killer or raging alcoholic.
7.)I've read all the Twilight books,and i think there okay.
1.)www.shebloggedbynight.com
2.)www.necrotic-cinema.blogspot.com
3.)www.mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com
4.)www.deadlydollshouse.blogspot.com
3.)www.tenebrouskate.blogspot.com
4.)www.thevaultofhorror.blogspot.com
5.)www.jadedviewer.com
6.)www.groovyageofhorror.blogspot.com
7.)www.vintagehorrormovies.blogspot.com
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Female Villian/Killer Number 1:The Dead Girl-EXTE:Hair Extensions
Female Villains/Killer Number 1:The Dead Girl-EXTE:Hair extensions(2007)
Director:Sion Sono
Well hello and welcome to my first femme fatale entry.I will be doing these just randomly here and there.I thought it would be a good idea to introduce some of the killer ladies of horror.So i will be blogging about some of my favorites,and of course they are attached to some of my favorite movies.There's nothing better then sitting down to some good japanese horror!
She is about the greatest and most vengeful of all female villains/killers.She doesn't exactly have a motive,except for the fact that she's been done wrong and everyone is going to feel her wrath.I first came across this movie going through a horror movie list on watchmovies.net and it reminded me of my little sister Tiara,because that girl is a hair/hair extensions nut.So i kept it in mind,and ended up ordering it off Netflix for Tiara and I,and it became one of our J-horror favorites.We basically get to see her as a corpse the entire movie,except for some key flashbacks about the torturous death she endured.You can see why she is so damn angry and exacts revenge on everyone that comes in contact with her hair.The dead girl is found in a storage unit which is completely covered in hair.The cops take her to the morgue where the morgue night watchman Yamazaki(Ren Osugi) steals her body and keeps it in a hammock in his house.The hair flows from the dead girls corpse flooding Yamazaki's house,spilling from her eyes,mouth,head,and wounds.He soon enough runs into Yuko(Chiaki Kuriyama) who is a young and motivated apprentice at a hair salon.He offer her and some of the other girls some deadly free hair samples,which they use for hair extensions.Then the gorey fun begins,as the hair brutally and bizarrely murders everyone it touches.
Not only is this chick absolutely gorgeous(alive and dead),but she kills people with her hair.Out of all the weapons and ways to murder people,she chooses to slaughter them with those beautiful black locks.I can't come up with anyone so innocent,yet so vicious at the same time.She was a victim in life,but in death she is a murderous corpse fueled by savage rage.When i started working on my female villains/killers she is the very first one that came to mind as my favorite.There is so much mystery and originality surrounding this character.It's always fun to make your own assumptions,but i still get curious watching the movie.It's one thing when people are flesh and blood killers,but i think it's so much more suspenseful and creepy when they are apparitions or evil spirits.You never know when there going to strike,you just have to nervously sit and anticipate the attack.This is exactly what this deadly lady brings to the screen,and in the most enjoyable manner possible.This is not a flick to miss people!So give it a watch and report back to me!=]
Check out the trailer here:
Director:Sion Sono
Well hello and welcome to my first femme fatale entry.I will be doing these just randomly here and there.I thought it would be a good idea to introduce some of the killer ladies of horror.So i will be blogging about some of my favorites,and of course they are attached to some of my favorite movies.There's nothing better then sitting down to some good japanese horror!
She is about the greatest and most vengeful of all female villains/killers.She doesn't exactly have a motive,except for the fact that she's been done wrong and everyone is going to feel her wrath.I first came across this movie going through a horror movie list on watchmovies.net and it reminded me of my little sister Tiara,because that girl is a hair/hair extensions nut.So i kept it in mind,and ended up ordering it off Netflix for Tiara and I,and it became one of our J-horror favorites.We basically get to see her as a corpse the entire movie,except for some key flashbacks about the torturous death she endured.You can see why she is so damn angry and exacts revenge on everyone that comes in contact with her hair.The dead girl is found in a storage unit which is completely covered in hair.The cops take her to the morgue where the morgue night watchman Yamazaki(Ren Osugi) steals her body and keeps it in a hammock in his house.The hair flows from the dead girls corpse flooding Yamazaki's house,spilling from her eyes,mouth,head,and wounds.He soon enough runs into Yuko(Chiaki Kuriyama) who is a young and motivated apprentice at a hair salon.He offer her and some of the other girls some deadly free hair samples,which they use for hair extensions.Then the gorey fun begins,as the hair brutally and bizarrely murders everyone it touches.
Not only is this chick absolutely gorgeous(alive and dead),but she kills people with her hair.Out of all the weapons and ways to murder people,she chooses to slaughter them with those beautiful black locks.I can't come up with anyone so innocent,yet so vicious at the same time.She was a victim in life,but in death she is a murderous corpse fueled by savage rage.When i started working on my female villains/killers she is the very first one that came to mind as my favorite.There is so much mystery and originality surrounding this character.It's always fun to make your own assumptions,but i still get curious watching the movie.It's one thing when people are flesh and blood killers,but i think it's so much more suspenseful and creepy when they are apparitions or evil spirits.You never know when there going to strike,you just have to nervously sit and anticipate the attack.This is exactly what this deadly lady brings to the screen,and in the most enjoyable manner possible.This is not a flick to miss people!So give it a watch and report back to me!=]
Check out the trailer here:
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