Call me crazy if you may, but just watch this trailer!
A twisted tale about ol' Saint Nick? A bishop that kidnaps and murders kids while there's a full moon on December 5th...maybe they should have made that the release day as well. It was close enough, haha. Count me the fuck in!
Being released November 15th, 2011.
Starring: Huub Stapel, Egbert Jan Weeber, Caro Lenssen, Bert Luppes, Escha Tanihatu
Director: Dick Maas
References:
Viso trailers
http://www.youtube.com/user/trailers
And the info provided:
Written and Directed by Joe Begos Produced by Joe Begos and Josh Ethier Cinematography by John Savedra Edited by Josh Ethier Music by Josh Ethier and Mike Lemek Production Sound by Victor P. Bouzi Addtl Sound Design and Mixer- Lisa Fowle Assistant Director- Cory Lockman Starring- Josh Ethier, Christina Napier, Cory Lockman, Tony Toich, Mike Lemek
I will be modeling for Dr. Sketchy's art school October 11th. The theme is going to be Alice in wonderland, except I will be an undead Alice. Halloween is coming upon us, can't wait! It will be taking place in Akron, Ohio.
Here's the Dr. Sketchy's art school event on facebook. Come draw undead Alice October 11th!
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=279740562055345&ref=notif¬if_t=event_invite
Hey everyone! I'm going to be on the cover of the very first issue of Over The Counterculture magazine.
Here's the official facebook link if you'd like to check out any info about the magazine:
http://www.facebook.com/OTCCMagazine
We are also having a release party for the magazine October 7th in Columbus, Ohio. Come out and party with us! Here's the link to the event:
So I'm checking my twitter today and what do you know? Mr. Joe Lynch had posted a link for the chillerama trailer! Well thank you, Joe! You made my entire week! Incase you missed my last post here's a little bit about the movie:
Next up we have "Chillerama"! This isn't just a normal Joe Lynch movie, it's actually split into 4 different stories and of course directed by 4 different directors. Not to mention it's 4 men that I always keep an eye out for. Joe Lynch(Wrong turn 2, Knights of badassdom), Adam Green(Hatchet,Frozen,Spiral), Tim Sullivan(2001 maniacs,Driftwood) and Adam Rifkin(Detroit rock city,The dark backward). The segments that are their babies are as follows:
Adam Rifkin-Wadzilla
Adam Green-Diary of Anne Frankenstein
Joe Lynch-Zom-B-Movie
Tim Sullivan-I was a teenage werebear
You can not tell me that those don't sound amusing just from the titles. Anyways the film is about the closing night at a drive-in theater and the owner Cecil B Kaufman(Richard Riehle) wants to play some of the greatest movies that he can dig up that have never been shown to a living soul until tonight and those are the movies of course. The movie also stars horror favorites Lin Shaye,Kane Hodder, Joel David Moore and Ray Wise.
And prepare yourself for what lies ahead...CHILLERAMA!
http://www.fearnet.com/videos/b23820_chillerama_trailer.html
Thank you Joe Lynch and Fearnet.com
Follow Joe and keep updated on his projects:
www.twitter.com/TheJoeLynch
Yes, I know it's been like a century since I've updated my blog. But I'm back and I have some upcoming movies I'd like to discuss with you guys. A lot of garbage and some very promising, we'll just have to wait and see. I'm doing this in two parts, this being the first. These are my predictions on the movies. I'll eventually watch and review all of them. I have extremely good judgement, so I'm pretty sure these are all going to kick some major ass. Anyways let's start with the movies that I am DYING to see!
We all know I'm a huge fan of Mr. Joe Lynch and that's why I'm starting my list off with two movies he's directly involved with. I interviewed him back before he had even started this project but he has finished it and sent us this masterpiece straight from the heavens..or hell...whichever you prefer. Welcome world "Knights of badassdom"! I've been waiting a long time to see this movie and I get even more excited by the day. Knights of badassdom is a little story about a group of friends going to a LARP(Live Action Role Playing) gathering in the woods and ending up raising a succubus from hell from an ancient book of some sort. From there on a bloody battle ensues against the demonic creature and it's up to them to stop her. Well let me just say the trailer speaks for itself. Take a gander and enjoy!
Next up we have "Chillerama"! This isn't just a normal Joe Lynch movie, it's actually split into 4 different stories and of course directed by 4 different directors. Not to mention it's 4 men that I always keep an eye out for. Joe Lynch(Wrong turn 2, Knights of badassdom), Adam Green(Hatchet,Frozen,Spiral), Tim Sullivan(2001 maniacs,Driftwood) and Adam Rifkin(Detroit rock city,The dark backward). The segments that are their babies are as follows:
Adam Rifkin-Wadzilla
Adam Green-Diary of Anne Frankenstein
Joe Lynch-Zom-B-Movie
Tim Sullivan-I was a teenage werebear
You can not tell me that those don't sound amusing just from the titles. Anyways the film is about the closing night at a drive-in theater and the owner Cecil B Kaufman(Richard Riehle) wants to play some of the greatest movies that he can dig up that have never been shown to a living soul until tonight and those are the movies of course. The movie also stars horror favorites Lin Shaye,Kane Hodder, Joel David Moore and Ray Wise.
Here's a clip of Mr. Lynch talking about whats in store for us:
Shark Night 3-D
With my freakish obsession with sharks, you know I'm going to be in the theaters when shark night is released. I do have to admit I'm getting sick of all these 3-D movies that are plaguing the theaters, that shit hurts my eyes. I'll take the 2-D, thank you! Anyways the story is about Sara(Sara Paxton) and her group of friends that go on vacation to her lake house in which they encounter a whole buttload of sharks in the lake. People get eaten and the sharks party it up, ya get what I'm sayin'. Also starring Dustin Milligan, Chris Carmack, Katharine McPhee, Joel David Moore(love that guy) and Joshua Leonard. Directed by David Ellis(Final Destination 2, Snakes on a plane). This flick will hit the theaters in a day on September 2nd. Get excited and check out the trailer below!
And check out Sara Paxton talking about the film on G4:
This is also being released sometime in September.
Now here's something completely unexpected. I'm sure you all know Daniel Radcliffe from the Harry Potter movies(who doesn't love them?). Well he's decided to jump shift to horror and in a really big way. I think he is finally cutting the umbilical cord from the Harry Potter franchise to showcase the fact that he has lot's of talent for other genre's as well. Well so far so good, Daniel! The trailer looks freaking immaculate! The story centers on a young lawyer that travels to a remote village where he goes to do some paperwork for a recently deceased client. In the village he comes across the wicked ghost of a scorned woman and all kinds of creepiness goes down! Directed by James Watkins(Eden Lake,The Descent 2) and also starring Ciaran Hinds, Janet McTeer and Roger Allam. The woman in black is looking to be released February 3rd, 2012. Hold on to your dicks ladies and gents and check out the eerie trailer below!
Last but not least we have "R.I.P.D.". This is actually a lot bigger production with big names attached to it such as Ryan Reynolds(Green Lantern,Amityville horror remake), Jeff Bridges(The big Lebowski,Crazy heart), Kevin Bacon(Friday the 13th,Crazy,Stupid,Love.) and Mary-Lousie Parker(Red,Weeds). The first thing that attracted me to this movie was the fact that it's based off of a neat ass comic book series. The Sci-Fi/action dark horse comic by Peter M. Lenkov "R.I.P.D" stand for the rest in peace department. The story centers on a department of undead policemen including recently murdered Nick Walker(Reynolds) who patrol in the afterlife. Basically Nick goes about working for the R.I.P.D. in attempts to find the man who killed him.
Robert Schwentke(Red,Flightplane) is in the directors chair for this one.
This one won't be released until June 28,2013, but you can count on me to watch for updates on the filming.
If you would like to check out the comic, you can right here:
http://www.darkhorse.com/Books/12-391/R-I-P-D-TPB
And here is a clip about R.I.P.D. I found on youtube:
Well that's all for now. I'll keep you updated with the new horror coming out and bitch about it. My shitlist is coming next! So what's everyone looking forward to seeing? Any thoughts on these movies? Let me hear it, people! Until next time..
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