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Sunday, March 21, 2010

Make Out With Violence (2008) Screener Review

Make Out With Violence (2008)
Director: The Deagol Brothers
Status: Screener Review





Alright to punt it bluntly this movies confuses the shit out of me. This boy Patrick (Eric Lehning) has been desperately in love with this neighborhood girl Wendy (Shellie Marie Shartzer). Wendy end up dying (They never explain why or how) and somehow is risen from the dead (They never explain either). Patrick and his twin brother Carol (Cody DeVos) and his little brother Beetle (Brett Miller) find her tied to tree's and decide to take her home. Well home to their friend Rody's house who's on vacation. Anyways the film is narrated by the little brother Beetle, who introduces you to the main characters and the basic plot of the movie. So Wendy somehow randomly dies or is murdered and comes alive to snap a dogs neck and is roped to a couple tree's by someone they never identify. So the brothers find her and Patrick feels it fit to take her back to his friends house and keep her in the bathtub. He's trying to somehow rekindle their non-existent lost love. I guess sometimes certain people's deaths just make already weird people even weirder and sane people insane.They have a funeral and proper burial for Wendy much expecting that she's never coming back. Little do they know that Wendy is a full blown zombie at this point in time. But she's a definition Romero zombie, wobbling around with stiff movements, and only eating flesh and blood things. It's really awkward how Patrick just stays with her alone in the bathroom a lot and begins acting more and more strange. All the kids try to continue on with their lives and you meet other characters. Carol's crush Addy (Leah High), Wendy's boyfriend Brian (Josh Duensing), and Addy's friend Anne Haran (Tia Shearer). Beetle ends up getting into a fight with Patrick and informs Addy that she needs to see something. So they go to Rody's house where zombie Wendy is being held captive by Patrick, and it all ends in tears...and a face being bitten off (which they don't show).







I love the character of Rody (Jordan Lehning). In his introduction he's just a complete nutbag, haha. Beetle stating that he "hates when people get sad or scared". The comes a little montage of him chopping stuff up and firing a shotgun. It's just really humorous considering the circumstances of the movie and what Beetle is talking about. Now there's a couple small things I can pick out that I enjoy in this movie, but all in all I don't like it. I like how they always call Anne Haran, Anne Haran. I have certain friends that I always refer to by their first and last name, so I found it kinda funny. Anyways the cinematography is really nice. Everything is pretty bright and colorful and if anyone loves colors it's meee! So the colors and lighting used were very delightful. I also like the style of clothing everyone wears. Especially with Wendy, her dress was adorable. You have to give credit where credit is due Shellie Marie Shartzer makes a great and sexy zombie. I mean in the way of acting, that would be pretty boring having to sit around like that and only being able to maneuver slightly in short stiff movements. And little Beetle was a good actor as well.









They introduce all the characters and give a little to much pointless information about them. It just really bores me. I was all about seeing this zombie bitch eat a couple people, but that's not the direction they took at all. Instead it's more of a slow paced zombie love story with family undertones. It's not a movie that I'd want to watch more than once. If your interested in more sappy stuff, then this movie is for you. When it boils down to it the main focus is on the relationships between the friends and family, and them dealing with the loss of a good friend. So there's no gore, no zombie attacks (Except on a dog and a rat), and no extreme violence. Which to me was pretty damn depressing. I love a decent story, but I love gore and violence even more. This isn't really in any way horror related. It's more drama filled then anything. It has some dark aspects to it considering their little brother watches Patrick torture Wendy. I mean that has to be creepy as hell from the eyes of a 10 year old (or however old he is). The story branches off into more of a tale of obsession with Carol feelings for Addy and Patrick's undying love for Wendy. The movie drags on with no actual entertaining point.

The build up the last moments of the film way to ridiculously. For the fact that it only shows blood pouring from his mouth after one little bite. It just turned out to be a bit of a disappointment to me. It gave off way to much of a family film vibe and that's not up my alley.

2/5 Stars

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Horror Ladies Mix Up

Okay I thought I'd do a little post about this because it's something that drives me mad. There's two actresses that frequent the horror genre that I constantly get mixed up when I see one of them in a movie. Melissa George and Naomi Watts! You'll recognize Melissa from horror movies such as Triangle, 30 days of night, Turistas, and the Amityville horror. You'll recognize Naomi from horror movies such as The Ring 1 and 2, Funny Games, King Kong, and Children Of the corn: The gathering.
It's amazing because I see them both so much and still confuse them. You don't know what either of them look like, take a gander below!

Naomi Watts





Melissa George





So you can understand why I mix these two pretty ladies up all the time. I feel a little better now that I have gotten that out of my head, haha.
Hope everyone is having a good weekend!

Thursday, March 18, 2010

The Crazies Facebook Game

The Crazies Facebook App game:





The Crazies remake is coming to theaters soon and along with it plenty of promotional material in all forms. One cute one is the crazies game on facebook. It's a fun little time waster where your trapped in the town with a couple other survivors. With each level comes missions, and they get tougher and tougher the higher you get. You place your men and their weapons and then fire away as the crazies charge toward you. As the game advances you get money and gold to pawn for more money to buy different and more suitable weapons for your protection. You also get mission updates telling you Crazies killed, ammo used, and money earned to keep track of everything. If the crazies break down your defenses (in my case they bum rushed into one of my buildings and burned it down, haha) you are overrun by them and get to start over. It's a cool little game , so if this catches your interest the link to it is below.
Enjoy!

You can find the game here:
http://www.facebook.com/apps/application.php?id=154777871111

Friday, March 12, 2010

I'm On The LAMB

Woot!

http://largeassmovieblogs.blogspot.com/2010/03/lamb-462-gore-gore-dancer-movie-reviews.html

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Thanks you guys!

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

R.I.P. Corey Haim!





Corey Haim died this morning at the age of 38 years old.

Needless to say Corey Haim was an awesome horror actor. Acting in movies such as the classic vampire flick Lost Boys, Fever Lake, and The Back Lot Murders. Corey was a big drug addict though, which they believe is the cause of his death. They found 4 bottles of pills by him where he died. It's so sad. May he Rest In Peace!

Mr. Horror Blogosphere Voting!





So it's that time again! Time to vote for your favorite contestant in the Mr. Horror Blogosphere competition! I know it's going to be difficult. I, Myself took like 20 minutes to decide on my vote. I was caught between 3 bloggers I really like, but I ended up casting my vote for Patrick from Stabbing, Stabbing, Stabbing.
Anyways please go take the time to vote! I'm glad Chuck took the time to do this competition and I'm excited for the outcome!
Vote here:
http://zombiesdontrun.blogspot.com/2010/03/mr-horror-blogosphere-voting-now-open.html

And make sure to let Chuck know how awesome he is for running the male part of the competition!