Here's the list,in case you'd like to see what movies before i get started.Don't want to ruin anything for anyone.If you just don't care more power to you,haha.
(Nothing but trouble,The doom generation,The funhouse,American history X/Pulp fiction,Evil dead,Volver,Visitor Q,Sleepaway camp,Ginger snaps,Meatball machine,Freeway 2:confessions of a trick baby,Terror firmer,Sleepers,The last house on the left/i spit on your grave,and Wrong turn 2).
15.)NOTHING BUT TROUBLE(1991)-I know,i know,i'm starting off a little gentle with this movie.Alright now do you remember the dinner scene in this movie at all?Dan Aykroyd as the withered old judge disgustingly stuffing his face with the nastiest looking hot dogs.I mean they have that long skin type shit hanging off of them.It made me cringe and turn in my seat a little,like "ahhh why"?!.Now we're not stopping there what about the fat,sweaty,michlon looking junkyard twins?!.Just a little bit uncomfortable.Okay that's nothing compared to what lies ahead..moving on..
14.)The Funhouse(1981)-This is a great,great movie.It's eventually going to be remade(like every movie) by Eli Roth.I'm going to have to say it'll be one of the only remakes i'll be looking forward to.Well in this Tobe Hooper 1981 classic we have a big ol' monster/mongoloid killer getting jerked off by a old raggedy fortune teller in exchange for some cash.I don't know about you,but that's not on my list of things i want to see.I guess prostitutes don't discriminate,even against those murdering mongoloids!Somewhere along the line someone needs to tell this woman she needs to do something else to support her alcohol addiction.Not get me wrong i'm glad this lady didn't take off her lingerie,but she still shouldn't be prancing around in it.
13.)American History X(1998)/Pulp Fiction(1994)-I had to squish some of these together,because i think i had to many rape movies on my list.So here's two really disturbing rape scenes that made me feel all icky and awkward inside.Edward Norton in american history x being held down and raped by skinheads in the shower.Then it makes it even worse when he has the skinheads still antagonizing him after he gets his butt stitched up.Then in Pulp fiction when the big crazy hick takes Bruce Willis and Ving Rhames hostage in a room under his shop.He calls a cop and you almost think "Well maybe he's going to get them arrested".Nope, instead him and the cop "Zed" start a rape party all up on Ving Rhames bum bum.But no worries kids Willis as in most cases comes to the rescue!!These are seriously two scenes that i just can't watch.I get that dirty feeling all over the place.Most of you probably agree!
12.)Ginger Snaps(2000)-This is definately one of my favorites to watch with people.Not only that it's by far one the greatest werewolf movies you will EVER lay eyes upon,but it makes people(especially guys) uncomfortable.Can you guess why that is?The period scenes,ohhh if it's one thing guys can't handle it's when females talk about ovulation.If they don't openly announce they're complete disgust,you can just tell by the expressions on people's faces while watching.So if you enjoy making people feel all kinds of weird,invite some of your male friends over and pop this one in.
11.)The Evil Dead(1981)-Here we have Sam Raimi's amazing classic " the evil dead".Now the reason i chose this one,is for one reason,and one reason only...TREE RAPE!Now i understand the woods are possessed,ohhh scary.But you know what's much more frightening then an average everyday case of haunted woods,you guessed it!When tree's have the ability to rape people.Let me just give major kudos to Ellen Sandweiss for being the victim of this odd event.You can't say everyday that you see someone get violated by a tree branch,and not to mention SPLINTERS!Come on people am i the only one who thinks about this kind of stuff...wait...i very well might be...I mean could she get knocked up and birth saplings?All the unanswered questions that follow a brutal tree rape..I just throw my hands up and hope one day i'll meet Mr. Raimi and get some concrete answers!
10.)The Doom Generation(1995)-This is flat out one of my favorite movies ever,i absolutely adore Gregg Araki!!Gregg is very good at adding a lot of perverse/sexual type dialogue in his movies.This is exactly what landed him in my list.The scene in Doom Generation where Johnathon Schaech is creepily watching Rose Mcgowan and James Duvall have sex in the bathroom.It doesn't stop there oh no,he masturbates too them and when he's finished licks the cum off of his hand.Try watching that with a friend and not feeling a little bit perturbed about it.He couldn't just pick up a porn mag and jerk it somewhere else...
9.)The last house on the left(1972)/I spit on your grave(1978)-Again i had to push a couple a these rape movies together.Wes Craven's original "the last house on the left" and Meir Zarchi's "I spit on your grave".These are both disturbing rape and torture women movies.Alright i chose these seperate from the other rape movies,because these are both prolonged rape scenes.Not just a BAM i raped you runaway type deal.These are horrendous make you squirm in your seat torment rape sequences.I bet when these came out people couldn't even sit through them.A couple more to add to the list that came out around the same time would also be "the nailgun massacre" and "i drink your blood".In "the last house on the left" the girls are subjected to different types of humiliation such as "pissing their pants" and "kissing eachother".In "I spit on your grave" we have a group of guys chasing down and raping one girl repeaditly.They are both revenge movies though,so the villians get what they deserve in the end.Uncomfortable scenes,oh fuck yes.
8.)Sleepaway Camp(1983)-Alright,this isn't your ordinary camp horror movie.Your getting strung along through this little girl Angela's(Felissa Rose)first time at camp,and what do you know kids are being murdered one by one for their evil deeds to her.It's actually pretty funny,because you find yourself cheering for the murderer(or at least i do,haha).Anyways let's just cut to the end of the movie and let's freeze frame and observe what we have.AHHH,NO ANGELA HAS A PENIS!Anyone who says this didn't surprise the piss out of them is lying their ballz off!The reason this is an uncomfortable moment,not because she has a penis,but because she's a 12 year old girl with a penis.I think Robert Hiltzik might have been possibly attempting to give people heart attacks along with the life long complex.On a side note this movie was followed by Sleepaway camp 2:unhappy campers,Sleepaway camp 3:Teenage wasteland,and Return to sleepaway camp.All fucking awesome movies!
7.)Sleepers(1996)-Also another rape movie,i promise this is almost the last.Anyways this is a totally different kind of story then the other rape movies i've addressed.4 boys after accidentally almost killing a guy are sent to a juvenile detention center.While incarcerated they are all beaten,and repeaditly sexually abused by the guards.This one really picks at your nerves..i mean teenage boys being tortured like that is gut wrenching.The total claustrophbic energy you just get from these boys being trapped,and having no way to escape is fucking horrible.The vibes this movie smacks you with are blatantly unnerving.I still can barely watch that movie without feeling sick.Alright this is getting depressing it's time to move on.
6.)Terror Firmer(1999)-Troma,Troma,Troma baby!You know you can't hear the word "Uncomfortable" without thinking TROMA.This lovely and most up front offensive and perverse masterpiece is directed by one of my favorites,Mr Lloyd Kaufman himself.This is yet another of my most cherished faves.I think about every single thing in this movie could be deemed uncomfortable to the everyday joe,but not to us Tromites!So i had to think about it a bit and chose something REALLY off the wall.So i decided on the scene where the killer feeds his caged deformed dad(Ron jeremey) his own pickled penis.You heard me right,the man is obsessed with pickling things,especially genitals.For another little tid bit,the killer is a psycho mad whoa shemale.(There always the most ferocious)!
5.)Volver(2006)-Written and directed by Pedro Almodovar,this is another twisted tale of a dysfunctional family.The scene between Penelope Cruz's character and her mother(Carmen Maura) takes the cake for this one.(Quick side note,her mother also was thought to have been dead for years).I would have to say it's more of a shock story,but you still shiver with that icky feeling inside.Anyways in this conversation we uncover that Penelope's husband is not the father of her daughter,but her own biological father is.The way this secret is revealed is completely intense and quite sad.Not to mention one day she promises to tell her daughter who her real father is...AWKWARD!You just get that feeling of dread for Penelope's character.Anyways i've only described a tiny portion of what goes on in this flick,if you haven't seen it it's one to look out for!
4.)Wrong Turn 2:Dead End(2007)-Oh how i loves me some Joe Lynch!And if you don't i want you to click the X in the corner of the screen and take these next couple of minutes to reevaluate your life.The first Wrong Turn was crap,and i have a feeling the 3rd is going to follow.But Mr. Lynch as you've noticed has gracefully saved number 2,and also bitch slapped us with some awesomely disturbing scenes!The one scene in particular is the mongoloid sister and brother having sexual relations on a tree stump.Okay let's go into reasons why this is so uncomfortable...1.These are absolutely disgusting looking inbred mongoloids.2.They are brother and sister(incest is best,huh)?3.They are rudely interupted in the middle of sex by 4 of the apocolypse game contestants.5.)They have to pull up they're pants and go fight them after they are interupted in the middle of incestuous mongo sex!This scene repeaditly rapes your eye balls with uncomfortableness!
3.)Visitor Q(2001)-He is well known for his 1999 flick "Audition",but in a much sicker manner Takashi Miike brings you "Visitor Q".Now if i ever create a "Sickest movies" list,this will be somewhere at the top of the list.I'm talking this whole movie is filled to the brim with flat out sadistic and perverted shit.Including..incest,necrophilia,murder,rape,pornography,and all kinds of fun goodies!The moment in this traumatizingly hilarious movie i chose was the milking scene.
2.)Freeway 2:Confessions of a trick baby(1999)-Sister Gomez has a penis and has been shooting sex video's with little kids.And it doesn't stop there,sister Gomez is a cannibal as well.
1.)Meatball Machine(2005)-You ever had aliens inside you having sex?I rest my case!
Solid picks - especially American History X, Terror Firmer and Sleepaway Camp. The latter has scarred me for life with that image, I was WAY too young when I saw first saw that and it scared the bejesus outta me.
ReplyDeleteNorton is so good in AHX and Terror Firmer was one of the most bizarre viewing experiences I had \watching it late one night on Cinemax. Troma at its best.
I love The Funhouse. I caught it on AMC one night on Fear Friday and it's stuck with me ever since.
ReplyDeletei've been Vistor Q hunting for a while now....
ReplyDeletei think i'm just going to have to stop being a pussy and order the motherfucker off the net.
I found the worst part of American History X was when he made the young black dude bite down on the curb so that he could stomp on the back of his head. Just thinking about teeth on concrete in anticipation of the coming pain is enough to creep me out - let alone the what follows. Ugh.
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