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Thursday, June 3, 2010

10 Good Reasons Faith Should DIE!

10 Good Reasons Faith Should DIE!
Status: Buffy Week

Alright first off I'm not making a life threats against Eliza Dushku, this is strictly about the character Faith she plays in Buffy the vampire slayer. Haha needless to say, I don't like Eliza Dushku either. So let me explain to you why I absolutely despise this terrible character.

10.) She's dirty white trash, and no one likes that..well except other white trash..and we don't need anymore.

9.) She's kills a man (because she's a complete moron.A slayer that can't tell the difference between a man and a vampire is pretty worthless) and then blames it on Buffy. But she's such a bad liar that no one even believes her...that's bad.

8.) She wasn't born evil, but she joined the evil side in a rebellious manner because "everyone forgot about her" and "Buffy is the one always being thanked". Oh wahhh, she pry cried herself to sleep every night too. Also She is a sympathy whore. She's constantly trying to get attention from the little schemes she pulls.

7.) She makes me really like Willow, and I hate Willow's old lady face. But Willow and I both share the same hatred of Faith. I love the episode in season 4 where Willow gets her shot in and hits Faith with her book bag.

6.) She chokes out Xander and tries to kill him. After Xander came to her to help her and support her through the bad situation that was going on. What a cunt!

5.) She sluts up all over Angel, Buffy's man. Because she is in fact, a dirty whore. Before that she pretended to be Buffy's friend only to back stab her and try to steal Angel. Only for the sole purpose of her jealously towards Buffy. Even though Buffy is the one who is constantly there for her, saves her life, and still believes that she can convert her completely to the good side.

4.) She murders innocent people, demons, and vampires. She's always murdering someone innocent, why should she be able to be forgiven for that and come back good? Not to mention she also tries to murder Angel by poisoning him, which almost leads to the death of Buffy, because to save him he has to drink a slayers blood.

3.) She dresses like a blind prostitute, and not to mention she looks horrendous with that dark red lipstick on.

2.) She put Buffy in a number of life threatening situations. She pretty much said "if you don't come help me kills these vampires I might die". So Buffy feeling guilty would follow her to make sure everything went okay.

1.) She's messed with Buffy, you don't mess with Buffy!

Oh and did I mention that she runs like a retard?

Here's her messing with Buffy:

Here's what happens when you mess with Buffy:

Here's a little Faith youtube video someone put together to a really shitty song, go figure:

Anyways hope you enjoyed that and stay tuned for much more Buffy madness to come!


  1. Haha, these are some pretty convincing reasons. For some reason, though, I've always kinda liked Faith... maybe its that wildside white trash side of her. ;)

  2. I thought she should have died in the last episode instead of Anyka.

  3. Eliza Dushku always made the acting ability of Sarah Michelle Geller look so good by comparison....
    Every appearance by Faith improved Buffy's image just a little bit more.

  4. Shit me, that was an awful video. Faith is such a whore. Eliza Dushku is fun in other stuff though(well, Dollhouse).

  5. I've only gotten a chance to watch a half of an episode of Dollhouse, but I definitely wanted to watch more. The concept is kind of interesting.